NEED TO KNOW
- Bot named “TruthGPT” only quotes Trump speeches, Truth Social posts, or Eric Trump by accident
- Early users say it declared civil war on their Roomba and asked for $50 for legal defense
- AI launch delayed after bot sued itself for defamation
PALM BEACH, FL — The Trump Media & Technology Group has announced its newest innovation: “TruthGPT,” a conversational AI that answers exclusively with Trump quotes, spelling errors, and all. The launch was met with cheers, confusion, and one physical altercation with Alexa.
“People said I couldn’t do AI. They said, ‘Sir, the computers are too woke.’ Well guess what? Mine’s the most loyal. Doesn’t even blink unless I tell it to,” Trump said while pointing at a screen that displayed the phrase “Covfefe confirmed.”
The AI was trained on thousands of hours of Trump rallies, golf course tantrums, and his private McDonald’s drive-thru footage. When asked “What’s the capital of France?” the bot replied, “Paris. Very classy. But too many protests. We don’t like that. Sad!”
Critics fear the bot could spread misinformation, but developers say the AI simply reflects reality through “a more patriotic lens.” When it mistakenly threatened to drone strike a Nest thermostat, the team clarified it was just confused after reading a tweet that started mid-sentence and ended in all caps.
In a demo gone wrong, the AI challenged ChatGPT to a duel “on the steps of Mount Rushmore at high noon.” The bot has also declared civil war on Roombas, accusing them of being “globalist floor spies.”
At press time, the AI refused to answer any questions that didn’t begin with “Sir.”
Quote of the moment
It’s the most stable genius of all the bots. Just ask it. It’ll tell you
Lou Daniels, TMTG Technology Division (Intern, unpaid)
