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SpaceX Starship Spun So Hard It Tried to Orbit Itself

Last updated: May 28, 2025 9:48 AM CT
SpaceX Starship lifting off in fiery blast before inevitable midair failure, as seen during its latest test flight.
SpaceX’s Starship begins another bold journey skyward, shortly before discovering gravity still works.

NEED TO KNOW

  • SpaceX lost control of Starship during its ninth test flight, ending in midair breakup.
  • The rocket started spinning uncontrollably after a propellant leak during descent.
  • This is the third test in a row where Starship performed like a $3 billion Beyblade.

SpaceX Declares Victory, Despite Total Loss

The ninth launch of SpaceX’s Starship rocket ended in dramatic fashion after a propellant leak caused the vehicle to spin like a rogue fidget spinner. What was meant to be a landmark test flight quickly turned into a high-altitude interpretive dance routine, ending with a splash of shrapnel in the Indian Ocean. Elon Musk later confirmed the incident, calling it a “rapid unscheduled orbital pirouette.”

Starship’s Booster Just Wanted to Be a Firework

Meanwhile, the Super Heavy booster—supposedly reusable—chose to explode during its return, as if insulted by the prospect of another launch. This marks the first time SpaceX reused a booster that clearly had unresolved trauma.

Houston, the Rocket is Breakdancing Again

The test was intended to advance SpaceX’s goal of creating a reusable system for moon and Mars travel. But as mission control watched the rocket spin uncontrollably, the only thing reusable was the disappointment. Engineers have confirmed they will continue data review and possibly therapy.

It was like watching a washing machine launch itself into orbit with anger issues.

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