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Government Urges Public to Change Password from ‘Password123’ to ‘Password1234’

Last updated: Sat, June 21, 2025 11:32 AM CT
By The Folly Times
4 Min Read
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Updating your passwords will stop maybe one hacker, tops, for a few minutes.

NEED TO KNOW

  • Federal cybersecurity task force recommends slightly tweaking weak passwords
  • Americans advised to “try a four at the end” instead of changing habits
  • Experts warn this may only delay hacking by 0.8 seconds

Washington Think Tank Declares ‘Close Enough’ Cybersecurity Victory

WASHINGTON, DC – After yet another record-setting data breach exposed 16 billion login credentials, the Department of Homeland Security responded swiftly with what it’s calling “a generational leap forward in password strategy.”

“We recommend Americans update all accounts currently using ‘Password123’ to ‘Password1234,’” said DHS Assistant Director of Cyber Hygiene, Dale Plinkett. “It’s the same familiar phrase, but now with the element of surprise.”

Task Force Describes Approach as ‘Bold Yet Incremental’

According to the official White House press release, the plan was inspired by a focus group that determined Americans would rather be hacked than use a password manager. The initiative, dubbed Operation Secure Enough™, is being rolled out through federal agencies and select fast-food Wi-Fi networks.

“The change from ‘123’ to ‘1234’ boosts security by approximately one digit,” the report stated. “It may not stop hackers, but it will mildly inconvenience them.”

Citizens Encouraged to ‘Think Outside the Box, But Not Too Far’

While some tech experts criticized the advice, government spokespeople pushed back. “Let’s not overcomplicate this with symbols or uppercase letters,” said Plinkett. “We’re not trying to build the Hadron Collider. We’re trying to stop Chad from Iowa’s Amazon account from being commandeered to buy a pallet of knockoff Crocs.”

The plan also includes helpful tips like “don’t use your birthday” and “maybe skip your dog’s name unless it’s encrypted.”

Hackers Report Feeling Slightly Disrespected

In response, members of an online hacker forum mocked the announcement, claiming they cracked ‘Password1234’ “in under one sneeze.” One user, going by the handle “CryptoScalper420,” posted, “Bro, we’re already in your fridge.”

Despite the criticism, officials remain confident. “With enough national unity and just one more digit, we believe we can delay cyber doom until at least the next fiscal quarter,” said Plinkett.

Quote of the moment

We considered ‘Password12345,’ but felt that was too much change

Dale Plinkett, DHS Assistant Director of Cyber Hygiene
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