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Microsoft Replaces Blue Screen of Death With More Emotionally Appropriate Black Screen

Last updated: Fri, June 27, 2025 10:19 AM CT
By The Folly Times
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Microsoft Blue Screen of Death
Black is the new blue—Microsoft gives its crashes a goth reboot

NEED TO KNOW

  • Microsoft ends the iconic Blue Screen of Death, replacing it with a black one to “match the mood.”
  • New recovery system promises quicker restarts and sadder aesthetics.
  • Clippy returns as “Dark Lord Clippy,” offering existential roasts with each crash.

Color of Mourning Now Official Microsoft Theme

After nearly 40 years of traumatizing users with a bright blue screen and cryptic error messages, Microsoft has decided it’s time to go goth. The company announced its new “Black Screen of Death,” which will debut this summer alongside Windows 11 24H2, presumably timed to match the general darkness of the global mood.

Dark Mode Meets Midlife Crisis

“We realized blue wasn’t sending the right message,” said Microsoft VP David Weston. “Now when your computer dies unexpectedly, it will at least look like it’s attending its own funeral.” The new screen includes a two-second restart delay, just enough time for users to whisper, “not again,” before pretending they didn’t lose three hours of work.

Introducing Dark Lord Clippy

The update also includes the rebirth of Clippy, now rebranded as “Dark Lord Clippy,” who emerges from the black void to say things like, “It looks like you were trying to be productive—how cute.” The new AI-enhanced assistant also offers suggestions like “cry,” “restart,” or “question your career choices.”

Quote of the Moment

Finally, a screen that matches the color of my soul

Rita Feldman, IT Help Desk Therapist
TAGGED:Black ScreenBlue Screen of DeathClippyDark ModeMicrosoftTech FailuresWindows 11

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