Trump threatens Apple with tariffs unless it builds iPhones in America, proving once again he understands manufacturing the same way toddlers understand cloud…
Trump cuts solar tax credits in his Big Beautiful Bill, finally settling his grudge against the sun for daring to shine too brightly…
Trump’s spokeswoman says it’s absurd to think he’s profiting off the presidency, then immediately sells $95 towels and probably your dignity.…
Trump’s One Big Beautiful Bill passes by one vote, making history and ensuring toddlers can now invest tax-free in freedom.…
Trump rolls back tariffs he added, triggering MAGA celebration over the brilliant move of reversing the thing he did last week.…
Former President Donald Trump has announced the launch of his own cryptocurrency: S.C.A.M. Coin, or the Surefire Cash Acquisition Mechanism. Marketed as “the coin that…
Laura Loomer has always been an outspoken supporter of Donald Trump, but now her loyalty seems to have taken a dark turn. Loomer…
In a revelation that could only be described as the plot of a poorly written political thriller, it’s come to light that former…
In a landmark decision that could only make sense in a world where unicorns manage Wall Street, the Supreme Court has ruled that…
Steve Bannon’s turn-in to Danbury federal prison on Monday was a cacophony of chaos, complete with cowbells, chants, and the irrepressible Anarchy Princess.…