Former President Donald Trump has announced the launch of his own cryptocurrency: S.C.A.M. Coin, or the Surefire Cash Acquisition Mechanism. Marketed as “the coin that will make you rich while owning the libs,” Trump’s latest…
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Laura Loomer has always been an outspoken supporter of Donald Trump, but now her loyalty seems to have taken a dark turn. Loomer is the subject of a Secret Service investigation after her…
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In a revelation that could only be described as the plot of a poorly written political thriller, it’s come to light that former President Donald J. Trump allegedly tried to officially kill his…
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In a landmark decision that could only make sense in a world where unicorns manage Wall Street, the Supreme Court has ruled that former President Donald J. Trump enjoys immunity from criminal prosecution…
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Steve Bannon’s turn-in to Danbury federal prison on Monday was a cacophony of chaos, complete with cowbells, chants, and the irrepressible Anarchy Princess. Bannon, sentenced to four months for contempt of Congress related…
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Las Vegas, USA – At a recent UFC event, celebrity chef Guy Fieri and former President Donald Trump found themselves engaged in a friendly and unexpected conversation centered around their shared love for…
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Mar-a-Lago, FL – Former President Donald J. Trump boasted about his unmatched greatness while simultaneously labeling his former appointees as “idiots” and “morons.” Trump, always one to make grand claims, promised to rectify…
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Former President Donald J. Trump once again demonstrated his remarkable business acumen by ordering pizza for all attendees, only to disappear into thin air, leaving the unsuspecting delivery person with an astronomical bill.…
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In an unprecedented move, former President Donald J. Trump has bid adieu to his team of high-powered lawyers and replaced them with a surprise candidate for the top spot: Tom “My Shirt is…
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Four notorious Republican lawmakers, Lauren Boebert, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Jim Jordan, and Matt Gaetz, have reportedly hatched a daring plan to enhance their fundraising efforts by following in the footsteps of former President…
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