Recent inspections at a Boar’s Head processing plant uncovered a disturbing reality: bugs, mold, and mildew were found throughout the facility. These unsanitary conditions have been linked to a deadly listeria outbreak. The…
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Heidi Cruz, the wife of Senator Ted Cruz, has allegedly hired a hitman to eliminate former President Donald Trump. This sensational story comes after Trump’s infamous jabs at Heidi Cruz’s looks and his…
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Senator Ted Cruz has taken a brave step forward by demanding a comprehensive investigation into the devastating incident that left him red-faced, bewildered, and thoroughly embarrassed. The incident in question? His now-infamous retweet…
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Houston, TX – In a stunning display of commitment to his constituents, Senator Ted Cruz has announced the inaugural “TedEx” event, a 20-hour speech marathon where he will share his expert advice on…
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Houston, TX – Senator Ted Cruz, known for his recent criticism of Bud Light for being out of touch with their consumers, has come under fire for forgetting his own out-of-touch moment when…
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