Tag: Ted Cruz
Ted Cruz Admits Biden Never Spoke to Him, Nation Briefly Respects Biden
Ted Cruz says Biden never spoke to him in four years. Americans briefly appreciate Biden’s…
Ted Cruz and Wife Seen Laughing at Trump’s Jokes About Her Face, Marriage Stronger Than Ever
After years of insults, Ted Cruz and his wife Heidi laughed it off over filet…
Trump Tells Cruz and Tucker to Stop Fighting Because It’s Taking Attention Away from His Flagpole
Donald Trump intervened in the Cruz-Carlson feud this week, upset that their argument outshined his…
Tucker Carlson Says Cruz Doesn’t Know Iran — Cruz Says That’s Not in His Show Notes
Tucker Carlson roasted Sen. Ted Cruz for not knowing Iran’s population or demographics during an…
Ted Cruz Starts Using N-Word to Fund Family Getaways After Seeing It Works for Minnesota Mom
After a Minnesota woman raised half a million for slinging slurs, Ted Cruz figured he’d…
Bugs, Mold, and Mildew Found in Boar’s Head Plant Linked to Deadly Listeria Outbreak; Ted Cruz Proposes Sandwiches for Illegals
Recent inspections at a Boar’s Head processing plant uncovered a disturbing reality: bugs, mold, and…
Ted Cruz’s Wife Hires Hitman to Silence Donald Trump After Insults and Wild Accusations
Heidi Cruz, the wife of Senator Ted Cruz, has allegedly hired a hitman to eliminate…
Ted Cruz Demands In-depth Investigation into His “Sharknado” Twitter Mishap
Senator Ted Cruz has taken a brave step forward by demanding a comprehensive investigation into…
Ted Cruz Presents: TedEx – A 20-Hour Event on Avoiding Responsibility, Cancun Not Included
Houston, TX - In a stunning display of commitment to his constituents, Senator Ted Cruz…
Ted Cruz Criticizes Bud Light for Being Out of Touch, Forgets He’s Ted Cruz
Houston, TX - Senator Ted Cruz, known for his recent criticism of Bud Light for…
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