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Tag: Jeffrey Epstein
Trump Denies Epstein Birthday Letter, Sues for $10 Billion, Says ‘I Don’t Even Know How to Draw a Boob That Small’
Trump launches $10B lawsuit against WSJ over Epstein birthday art, says boobs “look nothing like…
Trump Denies Drawing Epstein Letter, Says ‘I Never Wrote a Picture in My Life’ While Selling Another for $16K
President Trump denies ever drawing anything—even as signed sketches of suspiciously shapely skylines continue selling…
Epstein Who? Trump Says He’s Just a ‘Teen Enthusiast’ And Really Into Pageants — ‘Totally Unrelated’
President Trump denies any connection to Epstein, insisting his interest in teen beauty pageants is…
Trump Installs Presidential Suite in Abandoned Alcatraz For His ‘Retirement’
Trump revamps Alcatraz as a beachfront federal facility “just in case,” sparking speculation it may…
Trump: “We Have Zero Inflation, Zero Border Crossings, and Zero Epstein Clients. You’re Welcome.”
Trump says there are zero Epstein clients, zero inflation, and zero illegal crossings. “That’s not…
Trump Disavows Epstein Truthers: “I Only Want the Support of Gullible Idiots Who Don’t Read or Think”
Trump calls Epstein story a Democrat hoax, declares he no longer wants the support of…
Congress Declares Epstein Files ‘Too Real,’ Switches to Investigating UFOs and Taylor Swift Instead
Ghislaine Maxwell offers to testify on Epstein’s clients, but GOP leaders table the issue to…
Trump Declares ‘Epstein Never Existed,’ Cites New Memo ‘Written by God, Proofread by Jesus’
Trump shocks the world, declaring Epstein imaginary and blaming 5G towers, windmills, and beer for…
Pam Bondi and Dan Bongino Duel with Pistols at Dawn Over Epstein Tape
Dan Bongino and Pam Bondi settle a high-stakes Epstein tape dispute the old-fashioned way—with flintlock…
Epstein Officially Blamed for Every Major Conspiracy Theory by MAGA Base
MAGA has officially blamed Jeffrey Epstein for every major American conspiracy, including ones that predate…
Bondi: Epstein Suicide So Obvious, Cameras Took a Union Break
DOJ confirms Epstein died by suicide, Pam Bondi shreds documents during a Zyn-fueled cleaning spree.…
Pam Bondi Accidentally Shreds Epstein Files After Mistaking Them for Clutter That ‘Didn’t Spark Joy’
Attorney General Pam Bondi accidentally destroys the first wave of Epstein files after mistaking them…
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