Retailers Now Selling SPF 1000 as Summer Heat Reaches Absurd Levels
HELL ON EARTH, USA— In a season that feels hotter than a jalapeño in a sauna, the relentless heat has everyone scrambling for shade,…
Global Warming Season Declared Over, Humanity Excited to Dive into COVID Season
Climate Change Takes a Back Seat as Society Gears Up for Another Round of Pandemic Fun Sscientists and “experts” around the world have…
Trudeau’s Revolutionary Plan: Lab-Grown Canadian Soldiers to Battle Global Warming
Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has unveiled his latest plan to combat global warming. In a press conference held yesterday, he proposed the…
