J.D. Vance Reportedly Furious After Trump Pours Ketchup on His Favorite Couch During Tense Poll Meeting
In what can only be described as a sticky situation, reports have surfaced that J.D. Vance is fuming after a meeting with former…
Trump Claims Helicopter ‘Emergency Landing’ with Former San Francisco Mayor—Mayor Says, “What Helicopter?”
n what appears to be another classic Trump tale, former President Donald Trump recently recounted a dramatic helicopter “emergency landing” with a former…
Trump Threatens to Leave Country if He Loses “Rigged” Election on Truth Social
In a characteristically dramatic fashion, former President Donald Trump took to Truth Social to announce that he might leave the country if he…
Trump Backs Out of Debate for Golf Tournament, Unilaterally Changes Date and Venue
former President Donald Trump has backed out of the planned debate on September 10, originally scheduled to be hosted by ABC. The reason?…
Kyle Rittenhouse Performs Epic Flip-Flop on Trump: From Second Amendment Critic to Superfan in 12 Hours
Kyle Rittenhouse, now the outreach director for Texas Gun Rights, has delivered a political flip-flop so swift it could give a gymnast whiplash.…
Elon Musk Takes Business Advice from Mike Lindell
Elon Musk, the CEO of Tesla and SpaceX, revealed that he has been taking business advice from none other than Mike Lindell, the…
Trump, the Master Dodger: From Drafts to Debates
Donald Trump has once again showcased his exceptional dodging abilities. Known for his infamous draft dodging during the Vietnam War, Trump is now…
Trump Reveals Buddhist Beliefs on 2024 Campaign Trail: “I’d Come Back as a Sloth”
former President Donald Trump announced that he does not identify as a Christian but instead practices Buddhism. This revelation, coupled with his belief…
Lauren Boebert Claims Liberals Are Racist for Calling Trump ‘Orange Man’
In a statement that has both baffled and amused political observers, Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-Colo.) has accused liberals of racism for referring to…
MAGA Hopes Kamala Picks Someone Named Brandon as VP to Keep Their Bumper Stickers Relevant
In the wake of President Joe Biden’s announcement to withdraw from the 2024 presidential race and endorse Kamala Harris as his successor, MAGA…
