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Tag: Donald Trump
Donald Trump, America’s most famous fast-food philosopher and part-time golf course monarch, continues to redefine politics as a reality show no one asked for but everyone can’t stop watching. From courtroom reruns to campaign promises that sound like late-night infomercials, The Folly Times covers every twist, tantrum, and tweet-worthy moment. If it involves Trump, expect equal parts chaos, comedy, and cholesterol.
Trump Reopens Alcatraz, Clint Eastwood Delivers Sermon to Empty Cellblock
Trump brings back Alcatraz and invites Clint Eastwood to yell at an empty prison cell.…
Trump Announces 50% Tariff on Fun for Cinco de Mayo, Cites “Unfair Advantage in Joy Production”
Trump announces a 50% tariff on Cinco de Mayo celebrations, targeting margaritas, dancing, and joy.…
Trump Declares Himself a Jedi Master on Star Wars Day, Says He Trained “Under a Very Powerful Guy Named Yoda, Great Guy”
Key Takeaways In the most Trump way possible to celebrate Star Wars Day, the former…
Make the Vatican Great Again: Trump Declares Himself Pope
Trump posts AI image of himself as Pope days after Francis’ funeral, declares himself the…
Trump Supports Biden’s Pardon of Hunter, Hints at Pardoning His Own Children
President Biden's pardon of his son Hunter has sparked political debates, with former President Trump…
Trump Announces His Tariffs: 25% on Mexico and Canada, 10% on China — But MAGA Gear and Trump Bibles Are Exempt
Donald Trump has proposed tariffs on Mexico, Canada, and China effective January 2025, with exemptions…
Former President and Convicted Felon Donald Trump Wins 2024 Election
From fast-food fryer to the Oval Office — again.
Second Man on the Moon Endorses Trump
Buzz Aldrin's endorsement of Donald Trump leaves many over the moon.
Trump Announces New Policy: Mandatory MAGA Hats in All Schools to Boost National Pride
The former president claims red hats will "Make America Smart Again," one student at a…
Trump on The Joe Rogan Experience: Vows to Fix McDonald’s Ice Cream Machines if Elected
Former President Trump targets a sweet issue affecting Americans nationwide - McDonald's Out of Service…
DOJ Launches Investigation Into Trump Over Alleged Failure to Wash Hands at McDonald’s
Former President faces scrutiny after claims surface that he returned to work at McDonald's without…
Donald Trump: From Convicted Felon To McDonald’s Newest Fry Cook
From the Oval Office to the Golden Arches, Donald Trump is flipping more than just…
