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Tag: Donald Trump
Donald Trump, America’s most famous fast-food philosopher and part-time golf course monarch, continues to redefine politics as a reality show no one asked for but everyone can’t stop watching. From courtroom reruns to campaign promises that sound like late-night infomercials, The Folly Times covers every twist, tantrum, and tweet-worthy moment. If it involves Trump, expect equal parts chaos, comedy, and cholesterol.
Trump’s “America First” Official Accidentally Outsources State Department to Moscow
Darren Beattie, Trump’s new State Department pick, ditches the Russia-watchdog, then hosts a ballet and…
FEMA Chief Admits He Didn’t Know Hurricanes Had a “Season,” Agency Morale Now at Category Five
FEMA’s new leader baffled staff after admitting he didn’t realize the US has a hurricane…
Trump Privately Wonders if Supreme Court Nominations Came with Return Policy
President Trump is reportedly venting about his Supreme Court nominations, focusing his ire on Justice…
Trump Warns: If Courts Rule Against Tariffs, ‘Economic Ruination’ Looms
Trump warns on Truth Social that overturning tariffs will lead to America’s economic doom. Experts…
‘I Am Like Totally NOT Taking Drugs,’ Says Musk, While Blinking in Morse Code
Elon Musk says he’s “NOT taking drugs,” despite black eye, bizarre behavior, and a farewell…
DOGE Aims to Save Taxpayers, Trump and Musk Spend It on Oval Office Bling
Trump and Musk shut down the budget-saving DOGE program and immediately brainstorm gold upgrades for…
Second Court Blocks Trump’s Tariffs, Citing Law, Logic, and Lack of Emergency
A second federal court has blocked Donald Trump’s unilateral tariffs, ruling the IEEPA can’t be…
Trump Gives Putin Ultimatum on Ukraine, Then Invites Him to White House for T.A.C.O. Tuesday
Donald Trump gave Vladimir Putin two weeks to take action on Ukraine, then invited him…
White House Warns Americans: Calling Trump “T.A.C.O.” Could Get You Arrested
White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt warned that referring to Donald Trump as “T.A.C.O.”, Trump…
Taco Bell Trolls Trump with New Meal #47: Three Chicken Tacos in Doritos Shells
Taco Bell’s new Meal #47, featuring three chicken tacos in Doritos shells, is fueling rumors…
Trump Defends Tariff Policy, Declares Himself King of Taco Tuesday
Trump dismissed Wall Street’s “TACO” nickname by bragging about his tariffs and launching into a…
Trump Says He’ll ‘Take a Look’ at Pardoning Men Who Took a Look at Kidnapping Governor
President Trump raised eyebrows again by saying he’ll “take a look” at pardoning the men…
