Joe Biden’s Toilet Seat Slip Sparks Calls for Him to Drop Out of 2024 Race
A minor domestic oversight by President Joe Biden has ignited a political firestorm. After forgetting to put the toilet seat down in the…
Biden’s Blunder Bonanza: Four Reasons He Might Drop Out of 2024 Race
A Political Trainwreck in Real Time President Biden’s latest debate performance was so cringeworthy that even his teleprompter tried to resign. With Democrats…
Biden Blames Jet Lag for Debate Drowsiness, Claims He Nearly ‘Fell Asleep on Stage’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a post-debate press conference, President Joe Biden attributed his lackluster performance in the latest debate to an ill-timed international trip,…
Supreme Court Shields Trump: GOP Cheers, But Have They Forgotten Biden’s in Charge?
In a landmark decision that could only make sense in a world where unicorns manage Wall Street, the Supreme Court has ruled that…
Trump Blames Bidenomics for Having to Sell T-Shirts To Pay HUGE Bills
Former President Donald Trump and his family have officially invaded the fashion industry with a line of t-shirts that has both style critics…
Rudy Giuliani Questions Georgia Election Workers’ Handwriting, Suggests New Voting System: Etch A Sketch
Giuliani Goes from Election Litigator to Graphology Critic After making headlines for legal crusades questioning the validity of recent elections, Rudy Giuliani is…
Trump Appeals Trial Date, Requests It Be Pushed to “Infinity Plus One”
WASHINGTON D.C.— Former President Donald Trump announced yesterday that he plans to appeal the trial date set for his federal election case. Legal…
Eminem Sends Cease-and-Desist to Vivek Ramaswamy, Citing “Crimes Against Rap”
Detroit, MI – Rap artist Eminem has served entrepreneur Vivek Ramaswamy with a cease-and-desist letter. But this isn’t your typical copyright dispute: Eminem…
Trump, The Master Debater: An Interview on the 2024 Presidential Race
DONALD TRUMP EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH THE FOLLY TIMES– Frank Folly: Thank you for taking time and joining us, Mr. Trump. Trump: Thank you,…
Fulton County DA Charges Trump for Weight Misrepresentation After Surrender; Weight Reported as 215 Pounds
ATLANTA, GA – As former President Donald Trump turned himself in to Fulton County authorities, he didn’t just bring legal concerns to the…
