Kamala Proposes to Raise Yearly Subscription Fees to Live in the U.S.
Vice President Kamala Harris has suggested increasing the yearly subscription fees required to live in the United States. While this move is already…
Democrats Lock Up Rally Signs Ahead of DNC in Chicago to Prevent Theft
Democrats are locking up rally signs in plastic cases, similar to the security measures many retailers use to prevent theft. This decision comes…
Donald Trump Brags He’s the Best at Getting Convicted, Mocks Kamala Harris for Having None
Former President Donald Trump bragged about his ability to “get convicted” while mocking Vice President Kamala Harris for having no convictions of her…
Kamala Harris Promises to Launch ‘Price Force’ to Combat Price Gouging
Vice President Kamala Harris has announced a bold new initiative: the creation of “Price Force,” a team dedicated to combating price gouging. During…
Fast Food Diet Grounds Trump Force Two: Toilet Breakdown Leaves Plane Stuck on the Runway
Trump Force Two, the plane used by former President Donald Trump, was grounded due to an unexpected problem: a broken toilet. The culprit?…
Trump’s Legal Team Requests to Postpone Sentencing Until After 2024 Election, Citing Unplanned “Vacation” to Cuba
Donald Trump’s legal team has asked Judge Juan Merchan to delay the former President’s sentencing in the New York criminal case until after…
Trump Reveals Plan to Flee to Venezuela if He Loses Election: “Stay One Step Ahead of the Fuzz”
In a moment that left his advisors scrambling, Donald Trump accidentally revealed a backup plan if he loses the upcoming election: a one-way…
Trump Fires J.D. Vance After Campaign Stop Where Empty Seats Outnumber Attendees
Donald Trump has reportedly fired Senator J.D. Vance after a disastrous campaign stop where empty seats vastly outnumbered attendees. The rally, intended to…
“I Will Fix the Things I Promised to Fix in 2016 That I Didn’t If You Vote Me Into Office in 2024,” Says Man Running for Office Again
In a political move that has left both supporters and critics scratching their heads, a familiar face has announced his latest bid for…
Donald Trump Borrows Jeffrey Epstein’s Jet After His Plane Is Repossessed
Donald Trump, after his own plane was repossessed in Billings, Montana, due to unpaid fuel bills, has reportedly turned to borrowing Jeffrey Epstein’s…
