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Trump Attends Pennsylvania Farming Event, Threatens John Deere with Tariffs: “Never Liked Green and Yellow Anyway”

During a recent farming event in rural Pennsylvania, former President Donald Trump took time to listen to the concerns of local farmers. But…

Donald Trump Launches S.C.A.M. Silver Coins: Surefire Cash Acquisition Mechanism for the Loyal MAGA Crowd

Former President Donald Trump has announced the launch of his own cryptocurrency: S.C.A.M. Coin, or the Surefire Cash Acquisition Mechanism. Marketed as “the coin that…

Secret Service Investigating Laura Loomer After “Misery”-Style Obsession with Trump Surfaces

Laura Loomer has always been an outspoken supporter of Donald Trump, but now her loyalty seems to have taken a dark turn. Loomer…

RFK Jr. Reportedly Attends P. Diddy’s Notorious ‘Freak-Off’

In what could only be described as the most unexpected move of the campaign season, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. made a surprise appearance…

New Survey Suggests Conservative Women Aged 30-49 Prefer Emotions Over Facts, Because Who Needs Evidence Anyway?

A new survey from the Institute for Political Pulse and Perception (IPPP) reveals that conservative women aged 30 to 49 are more likely…

Newsom Signs AI Bill to Protect Performers’ Likenesses from Becoming the Next Terminator, Also Declares War on Deepfakes

In a move that surely has AI developers sobbing into their keyboards, California Governor Gavin Newsom signed new legislation to protect Hollywood actors…

Teamsters’ Presidential Endorsement Mirrors Electoral College Approach, Sparking Debate Among Union Members

The Teamsters Union, one of the most influential labor organizations in the U.S., has announced a presidential endorsement process modeled after the Electoral…

Hot Mic Catches Trump Telling Elon Musk: “MAGA Republicans Are Gullible and Will Believe Anything

In a hot mic moment that is already sending shockwaves through the political world, former President Donald Trump was overheard telling tech billionaire…

After Second Assassination Attempt, Donald Trump’s New Best Buddy Elon Musk Promises to Build Tesla Bulletproof Golf Cart

Former President Donald Trump has reportedly survived a second assassination attempt — this time on the golf course. But this time, his new…

Trump Faces 2nd “Assassination Attempt” on Golf Course; Taylor Swift’s Boyfriend, Travis Kelce, Spotted in the Bushes

In a bizarre twist, former President Donald Trump claims he narrowly avoided an “assassination attempt” while golfing. The alleged culprit? None other than…

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Trump Attends Pennsylvania Farming Event, Threatens John Deere with Tariffs: “Never Liked Green and Yellow Anyway”

Donald Trump Launches S.C.A.M. Silver Coins: Surefire Cash Acquisition Mechanism for the Loyal MAGA Crowd

Secret Service Investigating Laura Loomer After “Misery”-Style Obsession with Trump Surfaces

RFK Jr. Reportedly Attends P. Diddy’s Notorious ‘Freak-Off’

New Survey Suggests Conservative Women Aged 30-49 Prefer Emotions Over Facts, Because Who Needs Evidence Anyway?

Newsom Signs AI Bill to Protect Performers’ Likenesses from Becoming the Next Terminator, Also Declares War on Deepfakes

Teamsters’ Presidential Endorsement Mirrors Electoral College Approach, Sparking Debate Among Union Members

Hot Mic Catches Trump Telling Elon Musk: “MAGA Republicans Are Gullible and Will Believe Anything

After Second Assassination Attempt, Donald Trump’s New Best Buddy Elon Musk Promises to Build Tesla Bulletproof Golf Cart

Trump Faces 2nd “Assassination Attempt” on Golf Course; Taylor Swift’s Boyfriend, Travis Kelce, Spotted in the Bushes

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