Former President Donald J. Trump once again demonstrated his remarkable business acumen by ordering pizza for all attendees, only to disappear into thin air, leaving the unsuspecting delivery person with an astronomical bill.…
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In a theatrical display of self-acclaimed legal prowess, former President Donald J. Trump took the stage today to tout his ongoing legal battles, proudly proclaiming two indictments as mere warm-up acts for what…
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The Trump Indictment Tour of 2023 is hitting the road, bringing a unique blend of legal drama and political spectacle to a city near you. It’s the hottest ticket in town, combining the…
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Former NFL quarterback and self-proclaimed Trump supporter Brett Favre finds himself in a whirlwind of controversy involving welfare money. The Hall of Fame quarterback, known for his golden arm and political preferences, now…
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The iconic ’70s disco group, the Village People, have taken legal action against former President Donald Trump for his cringe-worthy dance moves to their legendary hit, YMCA. The band claims that Trump’s dancing…
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New York, NY – Former President Donald Trump has reportedly been ordered to attend a lecture on how not to violate evidence disclosure rules after repeatedly attacking witnesses in his ongoing criminal case.…
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In a stunning display of political dodging, former President Donald Trump has set a new record for not directly answering a single question during a CNN town hall hosted by Kaitlan Collins. Despite…
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Former President Donald J. Trump has declared that he will not pay the $5 million in damages against him in the civil lawsuit filed by writer E. Jean Carroll. In a statement released…
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Former First Lady Melania Trump has announced her full-throated endorsement of her husband, former President Donald Trump’s 3rd presidential run in 2024. According to sources close to the former First Lady, her decision…
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Robert Kennedy Jr., son of Robert Kennedy and nephew of John F. Kennedy, has announced that the CIA is responsible for both his uncle’s assassination and his own future assassination. In a press…
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