Trump Leaves Rally Attendees With Pizza Bill: A Slice of Democracy in Action
Former President Donald J. Trump once again demonstrated his remarkable business acumen by ordering pizza for all attendees, only to disappear into thin…
Trump Proclaims Himself The Greatest Indictee of All Time
In a theatrical display of self-acclaimed legal prowess, former President Donald J. Trump took the stage today to tout his ongoing legal battles,…
Trump Indictment Tour Set to Wow Audiences with Exquisite Legal Choreography
The Trump Indictment Tour of 2023 is hitting the road, bringing a unique blend of legal drama and political spectacle to a city…
Brett Favre Fumbles Million-Dollar Welfare Speeches, Prefers Trump’s ‘Pardon Plays’
Former NFL quarterback and self-proclaimed Trump supporter Brett Favre finds himself in a whirlwind of controversy involving welfare money. The Hall of Fame…
Village People Send Cease and Desist to Trump Due to Terrible Dance Moves
The iconic ’70s disco group, the Village People, have taken legal action against former President Donald Trump for his cringe-worthy dance moves to…
Trump Ordered to Attend ‘Social Media Fingers Anonymous’ After Violating Evidence Disclosure Rules
New York, NY – Former President Donald Trump has reportedly been ordered to attend a lecture on how not to violate evidence disclosure…
Trump Sets World Record for Not Answering Questions, Wins Gold in Political Dodgeball
In a stunning display of political dodging, former President Donald Trump has set a new record for not directly answering a single question…
Trump Declares He Will Not Pay $5 Million in Damages, Citing His Long-Standing Tradition of Not Paying Anyone Anything
Former President Donald J. Trump has declared that he will not pay the $5 million in damages against him in the civil lawsuit…
Melania Trump Endorses Trump 2024 Campaign, Cites Unfinished Decorating Projects in White House
Former First Lady Melania Trump has announced her full-throated endorsement of her husband, former President Donald Trump’s 3rd presidential run in 2024. According…
CIA Denies Involvement in Kennedy Assassinations, But Did Admit to Stealing John F. Kennedy’s Lunch in 8th Grade
Robert Kennedy Jr., son of Robert Kennedy and nephew of John F. Kennedy, has announced that the CIA is responsible for both his…
