GPS Error Sends Former President Trump to Shopping Mall Instead of Airport
Palm Beach, FL — Former President Donald Trump’s journey to catch a flight from his Florida estate to Georgia encountered an unexpected detour…
Vivek Ramaswamy’s Campaign Pledges Cheetos for Trump’s Vote-o’s!
At the first GOP debate, which notably lacked the presence of former President Donald Trump, Vivek Ramaswamy, a contender for the Republican nomination…
Trump to be Moderator in GOP Debates, Promises a Play-by-Play of His Greatness
Washington, D.C. — Former President Donald Trump has announced that he will be taking on a new role in the upcoming primary debates:…
Trump Declares Himself Winner of Debates Before They Begin, Plans to Skip Straight to Victory
Washington, D.C. — Former President Donald Trump announced today that he will not be participating in any primary debates featuring Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, biotech…
Trump’s Fruitful Diplomacy: An Apple a Day Keeps the Nuclear Tensions Away
Washington D.C. — Former President Donald Trump has declared that he will not be participating in the first Republican debate. Instead, he plans…
Trump Claims Ring Toss at Iowa State Fair is Rigged, Demands Recount of Carnival Game Results
Des Moines, Iowa – Former President Donald Trump has taken his grievances to social media once again, this time targeting the ring toss…
Donald Trump Requests Trial Venue Change to Judge Judy’s Court for ‘Fair’ Hearing
Washington D.C. – Former President Donald Trump’s legal team has submitted an extraordinary request to relocate his ongoing trial in the nation’s capital.…
Trump Admits Running for President Only to Fund Legal Fees in Conversation with Favorite Son Don Jr.
Former President Donald Trump was caught on a hot mic, revealing his true motivations for running for President once again. In an exclusive…
Trump Demands Investigation into Taylor Swift’s Concert Success: Suspects “Unfair Advantage”
Former President Donald Trump has taken a break from his social media escapades to demand a full-blown investigation into the phenomenon that is…
Trump Boasts About Being the Best, Calls Former Appointees “Idiots” and Promises to Do Better in 2024
Mar-a-Lago, FL – Former President Donald J. Trump boasted about his unmatched greatness while simultaneously labeling his former appointees as “idiots” and “morons.”…
