Former President and Convicted Felon Donald Trump Wins 2024 Election
From fast-food fryer to the Oval Office — again.…
Second Man on the Moon Endorses Trump
Buzz Aldrin's endorsement of Donald Trump leaves many over the moon.…
Trump on The Joe Rogan Experience: Vows to Fix McDonald’s Ice Cream Machines if Elected
Former President Trump targets a sweet issue affecting Americans nationwide - McDonald's Out of Service Ice cream Machines.…
Insane Clown Posse Admitted to Asylum After Harris Endorsement
The Juggalos are in shock as the duo swaps Faygo for political endorsements and lands themselves in a padded room.…
DOJ Launches Investigation Into Trump Over Alleged Failure to Wash Hands at McDonald’s
Former President faces scrutiny after claims surface that he returned to work at McDonald's without washing his hands post-bathroom break.…
Marjorie Taylor Greene Runs Out of Conspiracy Theories, Asks Followers for Suggestions
Out of ideas, Marjorie Taylor Greene turns to her social media followers for fresh conspiracy theories, promising to "consider anything" that sounds "even…
Vance vs. Walz: The Great Debate That Was Mostly a Ping-Pong of Fact-Checks
JD Vance and Tim Walz faced off last night in what was supposed to be a political debate. Instead, it became a game…
Trump’s “Purge” Proposal Shocks America: “One Night a Year to Clean Up the Swamp”
In what might be the most shocking proposal of his political career, former President Donald Trump has introduced a new campaign promise that…
NYC Mayor Eric Adams Indicted on Multiple Charges, Announces Presidential Run to “Beat the Charges”
Key Takeaways: In an unexpected turn of events, the indictment against NYC Mayor Eric Adams has been unsealed, revealing a laundry list of…
Trump Holds 70th “Campaign Rally” at Golf Course This Year, Says He’s “Working Hard for America”
Key Takeaways: Donald Trump may be known for holding massive rallies, but his latest event took a more relaxing turn. For the 70th…
