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LSU Coach Brian Kelly Slams Team’s Water Boy: ‘It’s Unacceptable, We Were Not Properly Hydrated!’

Last updated: Mon, September 2, 2024 1:54 PM CT
By The Folly Times
7 Min Read

After LSU’s disappointing loss to USC, coach Brian Kelly didn’t hold back his frustration. In a fiery post-game press conference, Kelly slammed his fist on the table, calling the loss “ridiculous” and “unacceptable.” But instead of blaming the players or coaching staff, Kelly pointed the finger at an unlikely source: the team’s water boy.

The Loss: A Shocking Defeat

The game against USC was supposed to be a confidence booster for LSU. Instead, it turned into a nightmare. Mistakes piled up on both sides of the ball, and LSU found itself on the losing end. The final score was a blow to the team’s morale and their season’s prospects.

Kelly’s Outburst: Blaming the Water Boy

Clearly frustrated, Kelly began his post-game remarks by labeling the loss as “unacceptable.” His intensity was evident as he slammed his fist on the table. But in a surprising move, Kelly blamed the team’s water boy for the loss.

“It’s unacceptable!” Kelly shouted. “The water wasn’t cold enough, and the bottles weren’t filled quickly enough. You can’t expect a team to perform at its best when they’re distracted by warm water.”

Reaction: Shock and Amusement

The room fell silent as Kelly continued his rant. Reporters and players exchanged confused glances. Blaming the water boy for a football loss was a new one, even in a sport known for intense emotions.

Social media quickly lit up with reactions. “Did Brian Kelly really just blame the water boy for losing to USC?!” one Twitter user exclaimed. Another joked, “Guess we know who’s getting cut from the team next—watch out, water boy!”

Despite the absurdity, Kelly seemed serious. His focus on the water boy overshadowed any discussion about the team’s actual mistakes on the field.

The Bigger Picture: Is the Water Boy Really to Blame?

Kelly’s outburst provided plenty of fodder for jokes, but it also raised questions about leadership. Blaming the water boy might have been a way to deflect attention from more significant issues. To many, it came off as a desperate attempt to find a scapegoat.

Critics argue that Kelly should have addressed the real problems leading to the defeat instead of pointing fingers at someone unlikely to have influenced the game’s outcome. By doing so, he risked undermining his credibility and the team’s morale.

What’s Next for LSU?

As LSU regroups after the loss, the focus will need to return to the field. Kelly’s rant about the water boy might have been an attempt to shift the narrative, but it won’t solve the team’s problems.

For the water boy, however, the pressure is now on. The next game will likely see ice-cold water and perfectly filled bottles—just in case.

Key Takeaways

  • LSU coach Brian Kelly expressed frustration after a loss to USC, slamming his fist on the table and bizarrely blaming the team’s water boy.
  • Kelly’s focus on the water boy’s performance overshadowed any discussion of the team’s actual on-field mistakes.
  • The outburst has sparked shock and amusement, with many questioning the rationale behind blaming the water boy for a football game loss.

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