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UNC Clarifies: Jordon Hudson Isn’t on Payroll, Just in the Box Seats

Last updated: Sun, June 22, 2025 9:55 AM CT
By The Folly Times
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Bill Belichick and Jordon Hudson seated together, speaking privately
“Technically not on the payroll, but spiritually the co-head coach of his memoir.”

NEED TO KNOW

  • Emails confirm Jordon Hudson isn’t employed by UNC but has full creative rights over Bill Belichick’s memoir layout.
  • Belichick calls their bond a “personal and professional relationship,” which includes front-row CBS interview interjections.
  • UNC insists no school funds were used—only sideline passes, book credits, and, allegedly, creative energy.

The Book, the Sidelines, and the Formatting Wizard

Bill Belichick has cleared up the confusion about his relationship with Jordon Hudson: she’s not on the UNC payroll—just spiritually employed as his book layout whisperer and publicist stand-in. According to recently leaked emails, Belichick clarified their “personal and professional relationship,” which appears to involve both deep affection and font selection.

“She formatted four special pages in the book,” Belichick reportedly told UNC communications staff. It’s unclear whether those pages include romantic poetry, locker room quotes, or a color-coded chart of emotional plays. But the coach stands firm: Hudson was acknowledged in his memoir because of her creative contribution, not because she interrupted CBS reporters mid-sentence to redirect questions toward football strategy.

What Exactly Is a “Creative Contributor”?

Belichick claims Hudson, 24, has no involvement in the UNC football program “beyond where my personal media intersects with it.” Translation: she doesn’t call plays, but she might ghostwrite the Instagram captions. Her public-facing presence peaked during a now-infamous CBS interview where she halted reporter Tony Dokoupil’s line of questioning. “She was just helping me stay on message,” Belichick later said, as if tackling a linebacker-sized tangent.

The coach further explained that Hudson’s appearance at the CBS shoot was only due to his actual publicist’s absence. “David wasn’t there,” he noted. “So Jordon stepped up.” Naturally, as any partner would, Hudson leapt into the role of interview gatekeeper, vibe monitor, and impromptu stage manager.

UNC: “No University Funds Were Used to Book This Drama”

Despite speculation, UNC has confirmed that Hudson is not on any official payroll. Still, sources inside the program say she’s “definitely around,” sometimes seated closer to the 50-yard line than tenured faculty. “Look, she formatted the playbook—I mean the memoir,” one assistant coach quipped. “We just hope she doesn’t start calling timeouts.”

With book sales soaring, CBS segments going viral, and Hudson’s influence growing, observers are left wondering: is she dating Belichick, managing his brand, or quietly preparing a sequel titled The Art of Speaking Over Reporters?

Either way, she’s not on staff—just in the box seats, next to the legacy-building machine that is Coach Bill Belichick.

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