In a stunning display of progressive linguistics, liberals have unveiled a groundbreaking new term to replace the allegedly non-inclusive word “boycott.” The term, dubbed “nonconformity celebration,” aims to eliminate any perceived gender bias…
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Conservatives across the nation have found themselves in a quandary after exhausting their repertoire of companies to boycott. In a bid to express their dissent, these individuals have resorted to an unlikely fashion…
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Austin, TX – In a stunning display of reverence for the divine, Texas lawmakers have recently passed a groundbreaking law that mandates all students in public schools to watch the timeless cinematic masterpiece,…
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Aimed at promoting inclusivity and honoring a wider range of influential individuals, Democrats have put forth an extraordinary proposal to expand Mount Rushmore. The plan, led by progressive politicians, suggests the inclusion of…
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Atlanta, Georgia – In a stunning move that has left historians scratching their heads, elected officials in Georgia have put forth a controversial proposal to rewrite all history books used in the state’s…
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In a recent interview, renowned tech entrepreneur and Tesla CEO, Elon Musk, made waves on social media by declaring that it is “unethical” for a stay-at-home parent to care for their children while…
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The Trump Indictment Tour of 2023 is hitting the road, bringing a unique blend of legal drama and political spectacle to a city near you. It’s the hottest ticket in town, combining the…
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The Coopers, renowned for their meticulously planned getaways, embarked on their journey with great enthusiasm and a meticulously crafted itinerary. Little did they suspect that fate had a mischievous plan in store, aimed…
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SEATTLE – In a move that is sure to delight food enthusiasts and penny pinchers alike, Costco announced its latest groundbreaking service: “Rent-a-Sample.” The retail giant aims to revolutionize the way customers experience…
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