Washington, D.C. — Former President Donald Trump announced today that he will not be participating in any primary debates featuring Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, biotech entrepreneur Vivek Ramaswamy, South Carolina Senator Tim Scott, former South…
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Los Angeles – In a move that has left many scratching their heads, the California government has announced a groundbreaking initiative to offer tent insurance to the burgeoning population of sidewalk inhabitants in…
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Washington D.C. — Former President Donald Trump has declared that he will not be participating in the first Republican debate. Instead, he plans to embark on a mission of “fruitful diplomacy,” personally delivering…
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Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has managed to find an unlikely scapegoat for the recent outbreak of “flesh-eating” bacteria in Tampa Bay: Disney and the so-called “Woke Mob.” In a press conference that left…
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A group of conspiracy theorists has once again defied conventional wisdom. As Hurricane Hillary churns towards Los Angeles, Florida’s ocean waters reach an astonishing 100 degrees, Canadian forests burn in a fiery symphony,…
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Enter the Republicans, who, never ones to miss an opportunity for political commentary, decided to blame none other than the former Secretary of State, Hilary Clinton, for the impending tempest. “It’s all part…
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Chaos erupted across the nation today as students embarked on their much-anticipated first day of school. The cause of the turmoil? Lost pencils. Reports from schools coast to coast reveal that an alarming…
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A previously undisclosed letter penned by former President Barack Obama has recently come to light, revealing an unexpected culinary craving. The letter, which was reportedly written during his time in office, has ignited…
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Des Moines, Iowa – Former President Donald Trump has taken his grievances to social media once again, this time targeting the ring toss game at the Iowa State Fair. The self-proclaimed master of…
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