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U.S. Capitol Police Overwhelmed by Potentially Lethal Potluck Lunch in Senate Office Buildings

Last updated: August 2, 2023 7:44 PM CT

WASHINGTON D.C. — Chaos erupted on Capitol Hill today as Congresswoman Lauren Boebert brought a homemade dish to a Republican Potluck lunch, leading to a full-scale evacuation of the Senate Office Buildings. What was meant to be a casual gathering of like-minded lawmakers turned into a culinary catastrophe, leaving the U.S. Capitol Police scrambling to maintain order.

As news of the impending Potluck spread through the hallowed halls of Congress, excitement quickly turned to trepidation. After all, this was not the first time Congresswoman Boebert had raised eyebrows with her peculiar antics. Who could forget her viral video showing off her beloved gun collection while boasting about her lack of respect for security protocols?

Nonetheless, the Republicans remained optimistic as the Potluck lunch commenced. But little did they know what was lurking in Boebert’s Tupperware container.

The trigger for the panic can be traced back to Boebert’s so-called “specialty” dish, affectionately named “Grandma’s Dynamite Delight.” According to witnesses, the aroma alone caused some staffers to faint and set off smoke alarms.

“I thought it was a joke at first,” said one staffer, still recovering from the experience. “But as soon as I saw the flames and heard the sizzling, I knew this was no ordinary potluck.”

Boebert’s recipe remains classified, but insiders suspect it contains a potent concoction of ghost peppers, Carolina Reaper chili, and perhaps even a splash of hot sauce from Mount Vesuvius. The result was a dish so fiery that it triggered emergency sprinkler systems, leaving hallways slippery and lawmakers frantically searching for the nearest exit.

Capitol Police officers on the scene were forced to don hazmat suits and wield fire extinguishers to combat the blaze caused by the boiling temperatures of Grandma’s Dynamite Delight. “It was like fighting a wildfire with a garden hose,” lamented one exhausted officer.

Reporters on the scene had a field day documenting the mayhem. Some lawmakers were seen desperately chugging milk to extinguish the flames, while others tried to use the heat emanating from the dish to sear their steaks.

In a press conference, Congresswoman Boebert defended her culinary creation. “I wanted to bring some real heat to this Potluck,” she declared, holding a milk carton as if it were a trophy. “It’s just like my politics—unapologetically spicy!”

However, Boebert’s fellow Republicans were less enthusiastic about her fiery stunt. “I’ve never experienced such a hostile dish in my life,” sighed Senator Graham, red-faced and wiping away tears. “I thought we were supposed to be cooking up policy ideas, not weapons of mass digestion!”

Despite the chaos and resulting evacuation, the Potluck’s attendees tried to find humor in the situation. “Well, at least this gives us a new perspective on bipartisanship,” chuckled one Democratic Senator. “Even our taste buds can’t agree on anything!”

As the Senate Office Buildings were finally deemed safe and lawmakers returned to their duties, one can only hope that this Potluck lunch disaster will serve as a cautionary tale for future culinary adventures on Capitol Hill. In the meantime, Congresswoman Boebert may want to stick to cooking up legislative ideas rather than culinary explosions.

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