NEED TO KNOW
- Tulsi Gabbard believes Obama conspired to invent the conspiracy he was later accused of not conspiring in.
- The DOJ received a criminal referral that challenges basic cause and effect.
- Trump released a celebratory deepfake featuring Obama’s arrest and the song “YMCA.”
IIn a move that could bend time and the Constitution, Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard referred Barack Obama to the DOJ. The charges? Conspiring to fabricate a conspiracy before the conspiracy existed. Gabbard claims this was done to delegitimize Trump before he even unpacked his McDonald’s in the White House.
The unclassified documents show Obama and Hillary Clinton plotted to create the Russia collusion narrative. One memo allegedly includes a diagram titled “How to Frame a Guy for Something That Doesn’t Exist Yet.” The exhibit features red string, a compass, and a signed copy of “1984.”
“This isn’t just corruption,” Gabbard said. “This is quantum-level gaslighting. We’re talking about reverse-projected deep-state treason with a holographic finish.”
Legal scholars remain divided. Some say the charges hinge on the moment a conspiracy theorist stares so hard into a mirror that reality blinks. Others say it’s legally sound because it was announced on Fox News before lunch.
Meanwhile, President Trump released a celebratory deepfake video of himself giving Obama a wedgie at Camp David, calling it “the finest use of artificial intelligence since Rosie O’Donnell got FaceApp.”
Quote of the moment
Every patriot deserves a timeline where they were right the whole time
Tulsi Gabbard, DNI
