NEED TO KNOW
- President Trump posted a Memorial Day message that started friendly, then went full internet comment section.
- He accused immigrants, judges, and political enemies of orchestrating national chaos, all in one breathless paragraph.
- Grammar suffered. Decorum didn’t even show up. But somehow, he still closed with “God Bless America.”
Starts With “Happy,” Ends With Caps Lock Panic
President Donald Trump marked Memorial Day by doing what many expected: logging onto Truth Social and typing until the screen nearly melted. His message began with “HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY TO ALL” and ended with bold accusations, shouted grievances, and more nouns per sentence than legally advisable.
Rather than honor fallen soldiers, Trump took aim at “radical left minds,” immigrants, and judges. He mentioned “21 million MILLION” undocumented people, a number so large it was either a typo or a new economic metric called Trumpflation.
The post, which lacked punctuation and mercy, accused the Biden administration of turning the border into an open-air prison escape. According to Trump, America is overrun by murderers, gang members, and released prisoners. None of them were invited to the barbecue.
Memorial Day Rage Post: Now an Annual Tradition
This isn’t the first time Trump turned a federal holiday into an all-caps showcase. But this one hit new highs, or lows, depending on your blood pressure. By the end of his message, he had called some judges “USA HATING” and claimed their ideology was “SICK” and “VERY DANGEROUS,” which is also how most people describe his punctuation.
He did, however, express “hope” that the Supreme Court would save America. This came moments after implying the rest of the judicial branch was actively destroying it.
Many readers were unsure if it was a political statement, a mood swing, or the longest Yelp review in U.S. history.
Experts Say “We Just Wanted a Day Off, Man”
Historians confirmed that Memorial Day is for honoring fallen service members. Trump, however, used it to honor his talent for volume. One former White House staffer described the post as a word cloud in combat boots.
Veterans responded with mixed emotions. Some nodded silently and kept grilling. Others wondered how the phrase “mentally insane” made it into a holiday greeting.
Quote of the Moment
He started with “Happy Memorial Day” and ended with a plea to the Supreme Court. It’s either performance art or a cry for help
Linda, 73, sipping iced tea and reading from a lawn chair
