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- Trump moved Obama and both Bush portraits to a stairwell near a mop bucket labeled “Mike Pence’s Tears.”
- The main hallway now features a mirror with the plate: “Donald J. Trump, Current and Forever.”
- Visitors hear “You’re Welcome” from Moana whenever they walk past it.
Tourists hoping to glimpse presidential history at the White House are now greeted by something unusual — themselves. The famous portrait hall, once lined with oil paintings of past leaders, now features only a large, gold-framed mirror reflecting whoever dares to stand in it. A brass plate beneath reads, “Donald J. Trump, Current and Forever.”
Sources say President Trump personally relocated Barack Obama’s portrait to the restricted top of a narrow stairwell near the laundry chute. The Bush portraits reportedly flank it, facing the wall “as punishment.”
White House staff confirmed that Trump ordered scented candles labeled “Success” and “Masculinity” placed near the mirror, along with a guestbook where visitors are required to rate his appearance on a scale of 10 to “Perfect 10.”
“It’s inspiring,” said one tourist. “You look at yourself, but you know he’s looking too.”
Quote of the moment
When I pass, I nod. The mirror nods back.
Donald Trump, President
