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Trump, the Master Dodger: From Drafts to Debates

Last updated: Sun, July 28, 2024 4:40 PM CT
By The Folly Times
6 Min Read

Donald Trump has once again showcased his exceptional dodging abilities. Known for his infamous draft dodging during the Vietnam War, Trump is now dodging Kamala Harris in a debate for the 2024 election. This skill, honed over decades, proves that Trump is not just any dodger, but a master of the craft.

The Draft Dodging Days

Back in the late 1960s, young Donald Trump faced the possibility of being drafted into the Vietnam War. However, thanks to a series of deferments, including one for bone spurs, Trump successfully dodged the draft. “It was a different time,” Trump often says. “I had a lot of priorities, like avoiding conflicts and perfecting my golf swing.”

Critics have long pointed to this period as a blemish on Trump’s record, but his supporters argue that it simply showed his ability to navigate complex systems to his advantage. “Why fight a war when you can build a real estate empire?” one fan rhetorically asks.

The Debate Dodging Masterclass

Fast forward to 2024, and Trump is once again dodging, but this time, it’s Kamala Harris he’s avoiding. Scheduled debates between presidential candidates are a staple of American elections, offering voters a chance to see how candidates handle tough questions and confront their opponents. Yet, Trump seems to have found a way to sidestep these crucial events.

“He’s like a magician,” political analyst John Shoemaker quips. “One moment you think he’s going to show up, and the next, poof, he’s gone!”

Techniques of a Pro

So how does Trump manage to dodge debates with such finesse? Here are a few of his techniques:

  1. The Last-Minute Cancellation: Often citing sudden “scheduling conflicts” or “urgent matters,” Trump has perfected the art of pulling out at the last minute. His team is always ready with a plausible excuse, ensuring he avoids the debate stage without looking too conspicuous.
  2. The Media Blitz: Trump loves to flood the media with distractions. Whether it’s a controversial tweet or an unexpected rally, he knows how to divert attention away from the debate. This method not only keeps him out of the hot seat but also ensures he remains the center of attention.
  3. The Counter-Event: When in doubt, Trump schedules a competing event. Instead of debating Harris, he might hold a rally or a town hall meeting, where he’s surrounded by supportive crowds. This way, he controls the narrative and avoids direct confrontation.

Supporters’ Reactions

Trump’s base seems unfazed by his debate dodging. “We know what he stands for,” says supporter Jane Thompson. “He doesn’t need to debate Kamala Harris to prove it. Besides, those debates are rigged anyway!”

Another supporter adds, “He’s a genius at staying ahead. Why waste time on a debate when he can be out there connecting with real Americans?”

Critics Weigh In

Unsurprisingly, Trump’s critics have a different view. “Dodging debates is a disservice to voters,” says political commentator Sarah Smith. “It shows a lack of respect for the democratic process. If he can’t face Kamala Harris, how can he face the challenges of the presidency?”

The Legacy of a Dodger

While opinions on Trump’s dodging tactics vary, there’s no denying that he’s turned it into an art form. From avoiding the draft to sidestepping debates, Trump has consistently demonstrated an uncanny ability to evade direct confrontations.

As the 2024 Election heats up, only time will tell if his dodging skills will continue to serve him well. One thing is certain: whether it’s a battlefield or a debate stage, Donald Trump knows how to dodge with style.

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