NEED TO KNOW
- Trump Mobile launches “T1” smartphone and “47 Plan” wireless service with MAGA branding
- Device includes preloaded Trump content and gold case “resistant to liberal fingerprints”
- Phone features auto-replies like “WRONG,” “SAD,” and “SEE YOU IN COURT”
Trump Mobile: Loyalty, Patriotism, and 256 GB of Constitutional Storage
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Donald Trump has launched his own branded smartphone and mobile service, describing the new “Trump Mobile” platform as “the most secure, loyal, and America-first phone system ever invented by anyone, possibly ever.”
“All other phones have betrayed us,” Trump said while holding up the gold-accented “T1” device. “This one never leaks. It never listens to you unless I say it can. And it never autocorrects ‘Trump’ to ‘trumpet’ like that communist iPhone.”
The $499 Android-based phone is preloaded with exclusive apps including Truth Social, Trump Steaks Rewards, and a ringtone library featuring over 70 phrases such as “CHINA,” “YOU’RE FIRED,” and “WE’RE GONNA WIN SO MUCH.”
The 47 Plan: Unlimited Talk, Text, and Unverifiable Statements
Trump Mobile’s $47.45 monthly plan includes unlimited MAGA messaging, roadside assistance, and a “Constitutional Telehealth Benefit,” which directs users to a short video of Trump saying, “You look great, don’t worry about it.”
According to the product site, the T1 phone uses a unique feature called **AutoResponse Patriot Mode™**, which replies “WRONG,” “SAD,” or “I NEVER MET HER” to any messages it deems disloyal.
When asked about security, Trump reassured supporters: “This phone is very safe. I personally made sure it doesn’t communicate with California.”
Critics Question Value, Trump Promotes “Emotional Durability”
While similar phones from mainstream carriers cost less, Trump insists the T1 is “built different.” The exterior features a brushed gold case with an American flag engraving and what appears to be a scratch-resistant prayer seal from the Book of Genesis.
“This isn’t just a phone,” Trump said. “It’s a firewall against the Deep State. And it’s very shiny.”
Customer Support Still TBD
The Trump Mobile website claims to offer “U.S.-based support,” though a spokesperson declined to name the location. “We can’t say where the call center is. It’s a matter of national tone,” they said.
Despite criticism, Trump Mobile has already gained traction among supporters, who value the device’s loyalty, gold trim, and built-in flashlight that defaults to red when liberty is threatened.
Quote of the moment
This phone won’t betray you, flip on you, or testify in any hearings
Donald J. Trump
