With the recent woke Hershey marketing campaign featuring a man in their advertisement celebrating International Womens Day and in a move that suprises absolutely no one, former President Donald Trump announced today that he will be launching his own branded chocolate bar company.
The company, which will be called “Chocolate Trump”, promises to be the finest white chocolate in the world. According to a press release issued by the company, the chocolate will be “the best chocolate ever made, believe me, folks. It will be tremendous. Everyone is going to love it.”
The former President, who is known for his love of fast food and all things indulgent, has reportedly been working on the chocolate recipe for years. He has even claimed that he is the world’s foremost expert on chocolate.
“I know chocolate better than anyone,” Trump said in a recent interview. “I’ve eaten more chocolate than anyone in history. Believe me, I have the best taste buds in the entire world, really, that’s what people tell me all the time.”
The company’s first product, the “MAGA Bar,” will feature a rich white chocolate base with a subtle hint of oranges, a nod to Trump’s famous tan. The bar will also be emblazoned with the Trump logo and the slogan “Make Chocolate Great Again.”
Not everyone is thrilled about the launch of Trump Chocolate, however. Some have accused the former President of using the company to line his own pockets and promote his political agenda.
“This is just another attempt by Trump to stay in the spotlight and make money off of his supporters,” one critic said on social media. “I wouldn’t be surprised if the chocolate tastes like garbage.”
Despite the backlash, the company is forging ahead with its launch. The first batch of MAGA Bars is set to hit stores next month, just in time for Easter. And with Trump’s loyal fanbase, it’s likely that the bars will sell like hotcakes or his recent super hero NFT collection.
So if you’re looking for a sweet treat with a side of politics, look no further than Chocolate Trump. It’s the chocolate bar that truly embodies the American dream as long as that dream is exactly like his.
