NEED TO KNOW
- Donald Trump has reportedly uninvited Elon Musk from Mar-a-Lago’s weekly Taco Night.
- The feud stems from Musk’s refusal to repost Trump’s megabill on X, formerly Twitter, formerly free speech.
- Musk retaliated by funding 16 Senate challengers and launching a drone armada named “Groknado.”
MAGA AI War: Phase One
PALM BEACH, FL — Former President Donald Trump has officially barred Elon Musk from Mar-a-Lago’s weekly Taco Night, calling the billionaire tech mogul “more Deep State than deep learning.” The move comes after Musk declined to amplify Trump’s megabill on social media, choosing instead to livestream a chess match between a Tesla bot and a Labrador wearing glasses.
Political Recoil Detected
Sources say the snub was the final straw for Trump, who had previously tolerated Musk’s eccentricities, including Neuralink brainwave tweets and flamethrower coupons at fundraisers. “He used to be fun,” said one Mar-a-Lago staffer. “Now he’s just quoting Hayek and threatening to 3D-print Congress.”
Elon Claps Back with ‘Groknado’
In response, Musk funded 16 anti-Trump PACs and filed paperwork for a “space-based rebellion,” complete with a self-replicating AI drone fleet called Groknado. Meanwhile, Republican lawmakers are reportedly stuck in a group chat titled “Do We Back Daddy or the Datacenter?”
Trump Loyalists: Recalculating
Several GOP senators, still recovering from the 27-hour megabill vote-a-rama, declined to comment, citing exhaustion and Bluetooth malfunction. “I just want a taco,” whispered one junior senator, huddled beneath a blanket labeled ‘Fiscal Hawk.’
