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Texas Governor Greg Abbott Focuses on Political Theater While Houston Sizzles in the Dark

Last updated: Wed, July 10, 2024 2:10 PM CT
By The Folly Times
5 Min Read

Governor Abbott’s Latest Act: Ignoring Real Issues

While Houston residents swelter in the aftermath of Hurricane Beryl, Governor Greg Abbott is busy starring in his own political drama. Millions are left without power, questioning whether the state’s utility company, CenterPoint Energy, could have done more to prepare. But Abbott? He’s too engrossed in frivolous political debates to notice the lights have gone out.

The Great Power Grid Debacle

Houston, we have a problem. With 2.7 million customers in the dark, Abbott’s attention is nowhere near the state’s notoriously fragile power grid. Instead, he’s probably crafting another tweet about some hot-button issue that gets the internet buzzing but does nothing to keep the lights on. “For a Category 1 hurricane to cause this much chaos shows just how flimsy our infrastructure is,” said energy expert Wei Due. “But hey, at least Abbott’s got his priorities…somewhere else.”

Beryl’s Surprise Attack: Who Could Have Seen It Coming?

Beryl wasn’t even a particularly strong storm, yet it managed to topple trees into power lines and knock over 10 transmission towers. Meanwhile, Abbott’s response to the storm’s impact on Houston? Crickets. Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick is left holding the bag, promising investigations and action while Abbott’s off gallivanting on some overseas adventure.

Utility Companies: Preparing for the Unpredictable

CenterPoint Energy is under fire for their lack of preparedness. Despite monitoring the storm, they were apparently shocked when a hurricane behaved like, well, a hurricane. “We tracked it closely,” said a spokesperson. “But, you know, hurricanes just have a mind of their own.” It seems the utility company, much like Governor Abbott, is always a step behind.

Political Theater Over Practical Solutions

Abbott has spent years fixating on the power grid’s vulnerability to extreme cold after the 2021 winter storm fiasco. But with increasing extreme heat, the grid is also failing during summer storms. Energy consultant Doug Lewin pointed out, “Texas tends to have more outages on a sunny day than other states. But sure, let’s keep arguing about things that won’t keep the AC running.”

CenterPoint’s Aging Infrastructure Excuse

In their latest annual report, CenterPoint admitted their infrastructure is aging and complicates their operations. They filed a $2.19 billion resiliency plan with the state, proposing upgrades to withstand future storms. But with a three-year implementation period starting in 2025, Houston residents are left wondering if they’ll have to endure blackout bingo until then.

Real Consequences for Ignored Responsibilities

While Abbott is busy fighting the culture war, Houston’s residents are fighting for survival in record heat. Cooling centers are filling up, spoiled food is piling up, and patience is running thin. “I lost power for five days last time,” said resident Cleveland James. “So I’m not holding my breath for a quick fix this time.”

As the summer storms keep coming, the state’s leadership continues to sidestep the real issues. Governor Abbott might want to take a break from his political performances and start focusing on keeping his constituents cool and connected.

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