Washington D.C. – In a move to protect America’s youth, Representative Greene has proposed a bill that would ban all forms of free speech that could be deemed harmful to children. The bill, titled “Protecting Our Precious Little Ones Act,” seeks to shield the nation’s most vulnerable population from potentially damaging content.
“Children are our future, and we must do everything we can to protect them from harmful ideas and speech,” Greene said in a statement. “This bill will ensure that our children can grow up in a safe and nurturing environment free from books I do not agree with, hate speech against President Donald Trump, offensive language towards the January 6th peaceful protestors, and anything that I consider harmful to their delicate little sensibilities.”
The bill proposes to establish a government agency that will monitor all forms of communication, including social media, television, and radio, to ensure that no content is harmful to children. Any individual or organization found to be in violation of the law will face severe penalties, including fines and imprisonment. “Disney better watch out with their woke agenda”, Green said.
Critics of the bill have expressed concerns about the infringement of free speech rights guaranteed by the First Amendment. “This bill is a blatant violation of the Constitution,” said civil liberties advocate John Franklin. “Free speech is a fundamental right, and it’s not the government’s place to decide what is harmful or offensive.”
Greene has dismissed these concerns, stating that the protection of children is a more pressing concern than the protection of free speech. “Our children’s safety and well-being are more important than some notion of free speech,” she said. “If we have to sacrifice a little bit of our freedom to protect our children, then so be it.”
Despite the controversy surrounding the bill, Greene remains steadfast in her commitment to protecting children from speech she does not agree with. “I will not rest until our precious little ones are safe from all forms of harm,” she said. “This bill is just the first step in ensuring that our children can grow up happy, healthy, and free from the dangers of offensive speech.”
The bill is currently under review by Congress, and it remains to be seen whether it will become law. In the meantime, critics and supporters alike continue to debate the merits of the Protecting Our Precious Little Ones Act, and the future of free speech in America hangs in the balance.
When asked about including sensible gun control measures in her bill, and the impact gun violence has on children, Green was quick to defend the 2nd amendment right of every American. “We already have the N.R.A. established to handle those issues”, she said, “We don’t need big government controlling every aspect of our life”, she concluded.
It’s comforting knowing that Rep. Greene has the true priorties American’s care about for our children front and center. Gun violence is far less important to tackle when our children are being exposed to harmful books at schools or cross dressing people in public, even though firearms overtook auto accidents as the leading cause of death in children.
Greene went on to say that the real problem with this country’s youth, “Is that there are too many kids growing up in single parent households. We’ve lost the sense of family unity with two parents a man and woman in America and the leftists want to devalue these Christian Conservatives family values”. “In fact”, she said, “I think this country would be better off if we had a national divorce. It’s becoming a necessary reality because of our irreconcilable differences between the left and the right. The federal government is a monster and has become a weapon.” She says this is why her “Protecting Our Precious Little Ones” bill is necessary.
