A recent poll has found that most polls are actually inaccurate and only exist to provide a biased narrative to the person or organization’s talking points.
The poll, conducted by the Institute of Polling Polls (IPP), surveyed over 1,000 polling experts and found that a whopping 87% of polls are inaccurate and intentionally skewed towards a particular narrative. The remaining 13% of polls were found to be accurate, but unfortunately, they were mostly ignored by the media and politicians alike.
The results of the poll have caused widespread panic among the polling industry, with many experts worried that their entire profession is now in jeopardy. “We always suspected that our polls were being used to further certain agendas, but we never thought it was this widespread,” said one anonymous polling expert.
The IPP has called for an immediate overhaul of the polling industry, with new regulations and guidelines to ensure that polls are conducted in a fair and unbiased manner. However, critics have dismissed the poll’s findings as just another biased poll designed to push a particular narrative.
“The irony of this poll is that it’s just another example of biased polling,” said political commentator Ricky Bobby. “The IPP has its own agenda and is just trying to push it onto the public.”
Despite the backlash, the IPP remains committed to its findings and is urging the public to be skeptical of all polls going forward. “We need to be careful about how we use polls and always question their methodology and results,” said an IPP spokesperson. “Otherwise, we risk being misled by biased narratives and false information.”
In the meantime, the future of the polling industry remains uncertain. Will it be able to recover from this scandal and restore its credibility? Or will it be forever tainted by the revelation that most polls are nothing more than propaganda tools? Only time will tell.
