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New Republican Fundraising Stategy Inspired by Trump: Breaking the law to drum up financial support from ardent supporters

Last updated: Wed, June 14, 2023 1:35 PM CT
By The Folly Times
5 Min Read

Four notorious Republican lawmakers, Lauren Boebert, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Jim Jordan, and Matt Gaetz, have reportedly hatched a daring plan to enhance their fundraising efforts by following in the footsteps of former President Donald Trump’s “Indictment Strategy.” This audacious move, dubbed “Operation Wild Indictment,” involves breaking the law to attract attention and drum up financial support from their ardent supporters.

Inspired by Trump’s successful fundraising surge following his various legal entanglements, the quartet of lawmakers allegedly met in a clandestine gathering at a dimly lit, smoke-filled room in an undisclosed location. The atmosphere was tense, with each member eager to prove their commitment to the cause of increasing their campaign coffers.

Boebert, known for her brazen pro-gun stance, suggested the group should stage an elaborate heist of a federal armory. “Imagine the headlines,” she exclaimed, her eyes gleaming with excitement. “Congresswoman Boebert and her fearless team liberate American firepower, one donation at a time!”

Greene, renowned for her controversial beliefs and affinity for conspiracy theories, chimed in with a devilish grin. “Let’s make a pilgrimage to Area 51 and expose the truth about extraterrestrial life! The truth is out there, and so are the dollars!” she exclaimed, her voice filled with fervor.

Jordan, a staunch defender of Trump during his impeachment trials, offered a more politically charged idea. “Why not leak classified information to the public? We’ll be hailed as martyrs for transparency and rewarded with piles of cash from loyal patriots,” he suggested, his face flushed with enthusiasm.

Gaetz, facing his own legal troubles, leaned in closer, his eyes darting around the room. “I’ve got it! We’ll organize an illegal cross-country car race, evading the authorities at every turn. Supporters can donate for every mile we travel without getting caught. It’s a win-win!” he proclaimed, his voice filled with adrenaline.

As their collective plans escalated, an uncomfortable silence settled over the room. Despite their eagerness to push boundaries, doubts started to creep in. They all knew that their proposed actions were illegal, and the consequences of such actions could potentially derail their political careers altogether.

Realizing the gravity of the situation, Boebert, Greene, Jordan, and Gaetz exchanged nervous glances. Perhaps it was the realization that they had crossed a line between political gamesmanship and criminal behavior. Or maybe, just maybe, they recognized the absurdity of their plan to exploit the legal system for their personal gain.

As the evening wore on, the four lawmakers slowly dispersed, their fervor replaced by a sense of unease. While their initial intent was to replicate Trump’s fundraising success through unorthodox means, they ultimately found themselves questioning the ethics and legality of their actions.

It remains to be seen if this desperate attempt to bolster their campaign funds will evolve into something more sinister or if it will fade away as a fleeting moment of misguided ambition. One thing is certain, though – the saga of “Operation Wild Indictment” serves as a reminder that even in the world of politics, there are lines that should never be crossed.

TAGGED:Donald TrumpGaetzLauren BoebertMarjorie Taylor Greene

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