Former First Lady Melania Trump has announced her full-throated endorsement of her husband, former President Donald Trump’s 3rd presidential run in 2024. According to sources close to the former First Lady, her decision was based on a pressing need to finish some “unfinished decorating” in the White House.
Sources close to Melania reveal that the former First Lady has been spending the last few years obsessing over the interior design of the White House, particularly the East Wing, where she had planned to create her own private quarters. Unfortunately, her plans were cut short by the Election loss in 2020, which forced her to abandon her unfinished decorating projects and pack up her designer clothes.
But now, with the prospect of a third Trump presidency on the horizon, Melania sees an opportunity to finally complete her vision for the White House. According to her sources, Melania has already drawn up plans for a new gold-plated bathroom, a mirrored ceiling in the Lincoln bedroom, and a life-size statue of herself in the Rose Garden.
“Melania is thrilled at the prospect of getting back to work on her decorating projects,” said one source close to the former First Lady. “She’s been dreaming of finishing her ‘Melania’s Wonderland’ for years, and with Donald back in the White House, she can finally make it a reality.”
Critics of the former First Lady’s endorsement say that her focus on interior design highlights her lack of interest in policy or political issues. However, Melania’s supporters say that her decorating skills are exactly what America needs right now.
“With all the chaos in the world, we need someone who can bring a touch of class and elegance to the White House,” said one supporter. “Melania has impeccable taste, and I’m sure she’ll make the White House sparkle again.”
As for Melania, she’s reportedly thrilled at the prospect of a third Trump presidency, and is already ordering new drapes and furniture for her private quarters. “It’s going to be fabulous,” she said, “absolutely fabulous.”
