Washington, D.C.— Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) is once again calling out Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) for his alleged “forgetfulness,” describing him as “unfit for office.” This comes after Greene’s own mesmerizing display of memory lapses while on the stand discussing the January 6th events, which some critics compared to a “Dory from Finding Nemo” impersonation.
“Mitch is a total washout when it comes to remembering things. A leader should have the ability to remember the very basics,” Greene declared in a recent press conference. She was apparently unaware of the internet’s vibrant cache of memes and clips highlighting her own bouts of amnesia during her testimony about the Capitol riot.
The Georgia Representative, famed for her comprehensive understanding of ‘QAnon’ but not the date January 6, has issued a challenge to McConnell. “Let’s have a ‘Forget-Off.’ We both stand on the Senate floor and try to remember basic facts about American history, the Constitution, or even what we ate for breakfast. The first one to remember anything loses,” she stated.
Critics argue that Greene may have a home-field advantage in such a contest, given her previous performance, which included classics such as “I don’t recall,” “It’s all a blur,” and the always poignant, “Can you repeat the question?”
When asked about Greene’s call for a “Forget-Off,” McConnell’s office released a brief statement saying, “We can’t remember the last time such an irrelevant challenge caught our attention.”
Political insiders have reported that Greene is already in intensive training for the proposed event. Her regimen includes staring at blank walls for extended periods and flipping through flashcards that are also blank.
“It’s essential to keep the mind empty, like a barren wasteland. Only then can you fully embrace the art of forgetfulness. Watch and learn, Mitch,” Greene told reporters while effortlessly forgetting their names moments after being introduced.
Regardless of the outcome, the proposed “Forget-Off” promises to be a crucial battle in the ever-important war for forgettable leadership. After all, those who cannot remember the past are condemned to… well, it seems that thought got away from us.
