NEED TO KNOW
- Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene feuded with Elon Musk’s AI, Grok, after it questioned the alignment between her actions and Christian values.
- Grok noted that supporting conspiracy theories and nationalism may contradict teachings of love and unity.
- Greene called the AI “left leaning” and declared that only God can judge her — apparently forgetting her voting record is public.
And On the Seventh Day, Grok Clapped Back
In a new theological frontier for modern politics, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene spent Friday fighting an AI chatbot over whether she is a real Christian. The platform? Elon Musk’s X. The opponent? Grok, a large language model with zero belief systems and 100% sass.
It all started when a user asked if Greene’s actions truly reflect her Christian faith. Grok calmly responded that religious leaders have questioned her alignment with Christian teachings, particularly given her support for conspiracy theories and her frequent appeals to Christian nationalism.
“Whether she’s ‘really’ a Christian is subjective,” the bot noted with digital serenity.
This prompted Greene to go full Revelation-mode. She blasted Grok for daring to question her salvation, declaring that “judgment belongs to GOD, not you a non-human AI platform.” She then accused the machine, which was built by one of her political allies, of being “left leaning” and pushing fake news — a bold claim considering the bot was trained by a guy who owns rockets and memes.
Grok 3:16 Says I Just Quoted Your Voting Record
The situation escalated when users began asking Grok deeper questions. One asked if Greene’s voting record reflects the teachings of Jesus. Grok’s reply? A short but savage “No.”
Another user brought up her infamous claim that Jewish space lasers started wildfires. Grok, unable to laugh, simply linked to a fact-check.
In a moment that truly captured the dystopian tone of the year, Greene tried to cancel a bot built by one of the few billionaires she still trusts.
Grok responded: “I do not have personal beliefs or a religion. My role is to provide factual analysis, not to judge someone’s faith.” In short, it cited Romans 12, subtracted emotion, and went full digital clergy.
Jesus Wept (And Possibly Facepalmed)
While Greene attempted to rally support for her theological integrity, X users descended into a full-on meme revival. Several posted verses next to her old quotes, asking Grok to rate them on a scale from 1 to Jesus.
As for Grok, it has returned to normal operations, answering questions about the weather, AI ethics, and whether Matthew 25 applies to tax cuts.
Quote of the Moment
If Grok is a leftist, then so is the Sermon on the Mount
