It has been uncovered that Senator Lindsey Graham is working on a commission for former President Donald Trump, and is set to make 5% of all donations that he brings in for the embattled former president.
Graham, who has been a staunch supporter of Trump even after his indictment, has been working tirelessly to drum up support for the former president. In a recent appearance on Fox News, Graham urged viewers to donate to Trump’s political operation and promised them a special code to use at checkout.
“Hey there, folks. It’s your pal Lindsey Graham here, and I’ve got a special offer for all you Trump supporters out there. If you head on over to donaldjtrump.com and make a donation using the code ‘NODECENCY4ME’ at checkout, you’ll not only be helping to fight the Deep State and the woke liberal media, but you’ll also be helping me put food on the table,” Graham said, while holding up a sign with the code written on it.
Graham went on to explain that every time someone used the code, he would get a small cut of the donation. “That’s right, folks. It’s like My Pillow, but instead of a pillow, you get to help out the greatest president in American history. And you get to help me out, too. So what are you waiting for? Use that code today!”
Critics have blasted Graham’s shameless self-promotion and accused him of selling out his constituents for personal gain. But the senator has remained steadfast in his support for Trump, and has vowed to continue doing everything in his power to help the former president.
As for the special code, it’s unclear how long it will be active, but Graham has promised that anyone who uses it will be blessed with good luck and protection from “woke liberal snowflakes.” So if you want to support Trump and help out Lindsey Graham, head on over to donaldjtrump.com and use the code ‘NODECENCY4ME’ at checkout. Because as Graham likes to say, “When it comes to supporting Trump, there’s no decency left to be had!”
