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Liberals Introduce Gender-Neutral Term for Boycott: ‘Nonconformity Celebration’

Last updated: Wed, May 24, 2023 4:20 PM CT
By The Folly Times
5 Min Read

In a stunning display of progressive linguistics, liberals have unveiled a groundbreaking new term to replace the allegedly non-inclusive word “Boycott.” The term, dubbed “nonconformity celebration,” aims to eliminate any perceived gender bias in the language of activism.

The announcement was made during an extraordinary gathering of social justice warriors, vegan activists, and intersectional feminists at a trendy coffee shop known for its ethically sourced almond milk lattes. The atmosphere was charged with excitement as the crowd eagerly awaited the unveiling of the much-anticipated new term.

Leading the charge was Emma Equality, a self-proclaimed “wokeness advocate” and the mastermind behind the linguistic transformation. Clad in a hand-woven, sustainably sourced hemp suit, Emma took the stage to raucous applause and a chorus of finger-snapping.

“Ladies and gentlemen, and those who identify outside the gender binary, I stand before you today to rectify an egregious oversight in our activism lexicon,” Emma declared, raising a fist in the air. “The term ‘boycott’ has long excluded non-binary and gender-fluid individuals, perpetuating the oppressive patriarchy we strive to dismantle!”

As the crowd erupted into cheers and chants of “nonconformity celebration,” Emma unveiled a giant banner with the new term emblazoned across it. The room was a flurry of self-congratulatory patting on the back and tearful hugs of solidarity.

The term quickly spread like wildfire across social media platforms, with self-proclaimed activists fervently adopting the phrase in their virtue-signaling posts. Hashtags such as #NonconformityCelebration and #ActivismRevolution began trending, demonstrating the power of the new terminology.

Soon, memes flooded the internet, poking fun at the earnestness of the movement. One meme depicted a group of activists raising fists, accompanied by the caption, “We will celebrate your capitalist venture… by not purchasing your products!” Another showed a nonchalant bystander holding a sign reading, “I’m casually not participating in this nonconformity celebration.”

Critics were quick to point out the inherent irony in replacing a universally understood term with a needlessly convoluted one. Some argued that the focus should be on the actions themselves, rather than the label assigned to them.

Meanwhile, conservatives seized the opportunity to mock what they perceived as excessive political correctness. Talk radio hosts and conservative pundits couldn’t resist the chance to ridicule the “nonconformity celebration” movement, accusing liberals of prioritizing virtue signaling over meaningful change.

As with most trends, the fervor surrounding the “nonconformity celebration” eventually subsided, becoming just another footnote in the ever-evolving world of social justice activism. While the intent behind the new term was admirable, its execution sparked debate and prompted many to question the priorities of those involved.

Whether “boycott” will be permanently replaced by “nonconformity celebration” remains to be seen, but one thing is certain: the world of activism will continue to evolve, language included, as we navigate the complexities of a society striving for inclusivity, one term at a time.

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