NEED TO KNOW
- Laura Loomer says AOC has gained 50 pounds, but hasn’t managed to gain a single clue since 2018.
- Loomer’s calorie-burning routine consists mostly of rage-posting and chasing after people with actual jobs.
- AOC remains focused on policy, while Loomer remains focused on someone else’s body.
Loomer’s Jealousy Diet: All You Can Eat Is Your Own Words
Laura Loomer, the perennial runner-up in the attention Olympics, recently broke her silence to point out that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has allegedly gained “at least 50 pounds” since joining Congress. Loomer, who seems determined to win gold in the “Twitter Posting Decathlon,” is apparently measuring legislative success in pounds instead of progress.
Nothingburger With a Side of Jealousy
Political insiders say Loomer’s fixation on AOC’s body is less about health and more about envy. “It’s classic projection,” said one armchair psychologist. “If you can’t gain relevance, you might as well count other people’s calories.” Meanwhile, AOC keeps winning votes and headlines, while Loomer keeps counting other people’s carbs and Instagram followers.
Meanwhile, in the Real World…
While AOC continues lifting her district and her party, Loomer is left lifting only her phone. The only thing growing faster than Loomer’s Social Media grievances is AOC’s list of legislative achievements.
Quote of the Moment
AOC gains influence, Loomer gains another reason to be nasty
Capitol Hill observer
