NEED TO KNOW
- Joe Rogan backs Hunter Biden for 2028, citing his “pre-scandal immunity”
- Claims Biden’s drug history makes him more relatable and “hard to blackmail”
- Rogan adds, “At least we know his laptop works, unlike Kamala’s Wi-Fi”
On his latest podcast episode, Joe Rogan stunned listeners by offering a full-throated endorsement of Hunter Biden for president in 2028, arguing the country is finally “ready for a commander-in-chief who’s already had his crack phase.”
“He’s done all the stuff they usually dig up later,” Rogan said, referring to Biden’s infamous laptop, art career, and extended stay in the seventh circle of cocaine. “He’s scandal-proof. You can’t cancel someone who canceled himself in 2014.”
The host insisted Hunter was “way smarter than people think,” adding that anyone who can speak scientifically about baking soda and cocaine ratios on live television deserves at least a cabinet position. Rogan also praised Biden’s honesty. “He’s the first potential president who’d pass a polygraph by admitting everything up front,” he said.
Hunter has not formally responded, though sources close to him say he’s “open to leading America, assuming it doesn’t interfere with his podcast tour or finger-painting schedule.”
Quote of the moment
The truth is, Hunter already understands America. It’s high-functioning, dysfunctional, and somehow still running
Joe Rogan
