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Former President Trump Channels Supreme Court Expertise: “I Packed the Court Just for This!”

Last updated: Sat, August 5, 2023 3:12 PM CT
By The Folly Times
4 Min Read

Former President Donald J. Trump has taken to social media, his preferred platform for all matters of national importance, to call on the Supreme Court to intercede in his ongoing legal battles. This comes after he pleaded not guilty to federal charges stemming from special counsel Jack Smith’s investigation into the events of January 6th. Trump, ever the wordsmith, was overheard telling an aide, “I did pack the court for this very reason.”

A Poststorm of Judicial Insight

Breaking from his characteristically succinct social media posts, the former president embarked on a tweetstorm that legal pundits are struggling to define. “The Supreme Court needs to act, and they know it. Remember, I appointed three—count them, three—justices! They owe me, big league. And believe me, I’ve got a sixth sense about this case,” Trump’s digital declaration read.

The Curious Case of the Mar-a-Lago Mandate

With legal luminary Rudy Giuliani leading the charge (or spectral version thereof), the legal team has concocted an audacious strategy dubbed the “Mar-a-Lago Mandate.” This eyebrow-raising maneuver posits that any individual, particularly a sitting or former president, with a prestigious golf resort membership holds an implicit and potent sway over the legal proceedings, akin to possessing a secret cheat code to the judicial realm.

Critics, however, are casting doubt on the strategy’s legal validity, likening it to a game of make-believe where one’s uncle is conveniently a high-ranking official in a fictional realm. Yet, undeterred, die-hard Trump loyalists have embraced the tactic, brandishing foam gavels and Constitution-sized banners at raucous rallies, chanting “SCOTUS Pack! SCOTUS Pack!”

Constitutional Conundrums and Cheeseburgers?

Constitutional scholars are grappling with the uncharted waters Trump’s legal maneuvering has led us into. Could a new precedent emerge where the number of appointed justices dictates the strength of one’s influence over the judiciary? Will former President Bill Clinton start extolling the virtues of judicial fast food orders? Only time holds the key.

As the nation waits with bated breath, the Supreme Court has yet to furnish an official response to Trump’s unconventional call to action. Whispers from unnamed sources hint that Justice Brett Kavanaugh has been meticulously honing his keg-stand prowess, perhaps preparing for an unprecedented celebration.

The Spectacle Continues: “As The Court Turns: Mar-a-Lago Edition”

In an ongoing saga that has rivaled the most intricate reality TV dramas, the Trump presidency leaves an indelible mark on the annals of history. So grab your popcorn, recline in your seat, and prepare yourself for the next installment of “As The Court Turns: Mar-a-Lago Edition,” where the plot twists are unpredictable and the legal theatrics are anything but scripted.

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