• My Saves
  • My Feed
Log In
The Folly Times
  • Politics
  • U.S.
  • World
  • Lifestyle
  • Finance
  •  The Latest
Categories
  • Business
  • Cartoons
  • Celebrities
  • Education
  • Entertainment
  • Family
  • Health
  • Law
  • Religion
  • Science
  • Sports
  • Tech
Useful Links
  • About Us
  • The Newsletter
  • Contact Us
  • Privacy Policy
  • Accessibility Statement
  • Terms of Use
Follow the Folly
Notification
Font ResizerAa
The Folly TimesThe Folly Times
  • Politics
  • U.S.
  • Business
  • Lifestyle
  • World
  • Entertainment
  • Sports
  • Law
  • Tech
  • Health
Search
  • Quick Links
    • Latest
    • Boomer Mode
    • My Feed
    • My Saves
  • Sections
    • Business
    • Celebrities
    • Dear Folly
    • Education
    • Entertainment
    • Family
    • Finance
    • Folly Finds
    • Food
    • Health
    • Law
    • Lifestyle
    • Politics
    • Religion
    • Science
    • Sports
    • Tech
    • U.S.
    • World
  • Useful Links
    • About
    • Contact Us
    • Accessibility
    • Privacy Policy
    • Terms of Use
Have an existing account? Sign In
Follow US
© 2025 the Folly Times News Network. All Rights Reserved, All Wrongs Released.
FinancePoliticsU.S.

Debt Ceiling Deal Reached: Politicians Finally Agree on Who to Blame

Last updated: Thu, May 25, 2023 4:59 PM CT
By The Folly Times
4 Min Read

The nation’s leaders have finally reached a deal on the ever-looming debt ceiling crisis. After weeks of intense negotiations, finger-pointing, and head-scratching, the men and women in Washington have found a solution that satisfies everyone’s insatiable thirst for blame.

The new agreement, lovingly dubbed the “Blame Allocation Act of 2023,” is a masterclass in political gymnastics. It ensures that no party or politician will bear the brunt of responsibility for the mounting national debt. In a truly unprecedented move, the debt ceiling will be raised without any actual increase in accountability or fiscal responsibility. Hallelujah!

Senator Cruz, the chief architect of the Blame Allocation Act, explained the brilliance behind this historic breakthrough. “We realized that actually solving the debt crisis would require hard work, tough decisions, and maybe even some personal sacrifice. But then we thought, why bother with all that nonsense when we can just keep passing the buck?”

Under the terms of the deal, politicians will be given a handy playbook on how to shift blame onto their rivals whenever the topic of the debt is brought up. The playbook will contain a comprehensive list of deflecting phrases such as “It’s all their fault,” “They started it,” and the ever-popular “They did it worse.”

The Blame Allocation Act also includes a “National Debt Whistleblower Program.” Any concerned citizen who spots a politician taking responsibility for the debt will be rewarded handsomely with a lifetime supply of debt-free student loans, a private jet, and a “Get Out of Taxes” card.

Unsurprisingly, the American public is thrilled with this groundbreaking development. Susan Thompson, a citizen from Kansas, expressed her enthusiasm. “I’m just so relieved that our politicians have finally prioritized blaming each other over actually addressing the economic challenges facing our nation. It’s like watching a reality TV show, but with dire consequences for our economy. Fun times!”

Financial analysts, however, are less enthused about this new agreement. “It’s mind-boggling how they can continue to kick the can down the road without any real consequences,” remarked economist Dr. Doolittle. “But hey, who needs fiscal responsibility when we have such a well-oiled blame-shifting machine?”

As the nation’s debt continues to soar to astronomical levels, experts predict that the Blame Allocation Act will serve as a shining example of how to avoid accountability while pretending to be productive. It’s a triumph of political theater and a testament to the remarkable ability of politicians to do everything except the one thing they were elected to do—make tough decisions for the greater good.

Sign Up For Daily Newsletter

Keep up! Get the latest breaking not news delivered straight to your inbox.
By signing up, you agree to our Terms of Use and acknowledge the data practices in our Privacy Policy. You may unsubscribe at any time.

Recent Articles

Hegseth Reportedly Tried to Baptize Himself in Santo Tequila, ‘For the Troops’

Hegseth Reportedly Tried to Baptize Himself in Santo Tequila, ‘For the Troops’

Trump Offers ‘Thoughts and Flares’ After Judge’s Home Burns Down

Trump Offers ‘Thoughts and Flares’ After Judge’s Home Burns Down

RFK Jr. celebrates 1,500 measles cases as “a victory for holistic immune freedom.”

RFK Jr. celebrates 1,500 measles cases as “a victory for holistic immune freedom.”

Party of Christian Values Confirms: Jesus Would Have Let Him Die

Party of Christian Values Confirms: Jesus Would Have Let Him Die

White House Clarifies: ‘Being a Child Predator Not Ideal, But At Least He’s Not Woke’

White House Clarifies: ‘Being a Child Predator Not Ideal, But At Least He’s Not Woke’

Deals for People Who Think Jeff Bezos Is Watching Them Through the Microwave

Deals for People Who Think Jeff Bezos Is Watching Them Through the Microwave

The “You’re Officially Old Now” Starter Pack

The “You’re Officially Old Now” Starter Pack

You Might Also Like

Politics

Trump Threatens to Leave Country if He Loses “Rigged” Election on Truth Social

5 Min Read
Politics

Rubio and Gaetz Sound Alarm on Early Morning Alert Tests: Demand Beauty Sleep for All Floridians

3 Min Read
Lifestyle

Freedom Caucus Calls for Boycott of Calendars, Claims June Pride Month is an ‘Assault on Straight Timekeeping’

5 Min Read
Law

New Major Hack Exposes Every American’s Social Security Number, But Nobody Cares Anymore

6 Min Read
Show More
The Folly Times

The Folly Times is your trusted source for news that probably shouldn’t be trusted. We specialize in absurd headlines, political mockery, and stories you didn’t know you didn’t need. Our reporters dig deep, mostly into lunch buffets, to bring you the kind of journalism that makes you laugh, think, and occasionally question humanity.

Trending Topics
  • Donald Trump
  • Election
  • Joe Biden
  • Elon Musk
  • MAGA
  • Kamala Harris
  • White House
Popular Sections
  • Politics
  • U.S.
  • World
  • Lifestyle
  • Finance
  •  The Latest
Useful Links
  • About The Folly Times
  • Contact Us
  • Accessibility Statement
  • Privacy Policy
  • Terms of Use
© 2025 The Folly Times News Network | All Rights Reserved, All Wrongs Released.
Hello!

Sign in to your account

Username or Email Address
Password

Lost your password?