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Politics

Congress Accidentally Passes Useful Bill, Immediately Apologizes

Last updated: Sat, May 10, 2025 8:07 AM CT
By The Folly Times
3 Min Read

What You Need to Know

• Congress mistakenly passed a bill that actually benefits the American public

• Speaker Mike Johnson issued a formal apology while ordering it shredded

• Experts fear this rare moment of functionality could spark dangerous expectations


How a Real Bill Snuck Through Congress

In an astonishing departure from tradition, Congress passed a bill that directly helps Americans. Titled the “Improvement and Common Sense Act,” the legislation advanced quickly because most lawmakers assumed it was symbolic. Some believed it was ceremonial. Others admitted they were too tired to read past the heading.

Unlike most recent efforts, the bill included practical solutions, clear funding, and almost no unrelated amendments. That combination alone raised eyebrows.

Apologies, Fire, and Promises to Do Worse

Speaker Mike Johnson wasted no time addressing the error. “We did not intend to address any real problems,” he stated during a press conference. “We take full responsibility for this brief lapse in dysfunction.”

To demonstrate their commitment to gridlock, members of both parties gathered to symbolically burn copies of the bill in the Capitol rotunda. Afterward, they pledged to introduce a record-breaking number of contradictory amendments.

Panic in the Policy World

Naturally, policy experts expressed genuine concern. According to analysts, even one act of functionality can disrupt carefully managed public cynicism. “If voters see Congress working once, they may expect it again,” warned one senior staffer.

In response, lawmakers immediately filed new proposals. One repeals the entire bill. Another forms a task force to find out how it slipped through. A third formally recognizes inaction as a foundational American value.

Back to Business as Unusual

By mid-afternoon, Congress had returned to its normal pace of delay and dysfunction. Lawmakers resumed arguing on cable news, drafting press releases, and pretending to review committee reports. Confidence was fully restored.

Speaker Johnson closed the day with reassurance. “We’ve learned our lesson,” he said. “You won’t see productivity like this again, and that’s a promise we intend to keep.”

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