NEED TO KNOW
- Charlie Kirk abruptly ends Epstein coverage after a phone call from Trump
- TPUSA event spent days criticizing DOJ, then fell silent overnight
- Sources confirm Kirk was rewarded with praise, a head pat, and two Milk-Bones
SCOTTSDALE, AZ – Charlie Kirk spent the weekend barking about Epstein, Pam Bondi, and swampy cover-ups. Then Monday came. After a private call from Donald Trump, Kirk suddenly announced he’s “done talking about Epstein.” Just like that, the yapper went quiet.
Outrage Canceled by Phone Call
Kirk had been in full attack mode, accusing the administration of hiding names and playing defense for predators. But one soothing presidential phone call later, Kirk flipped faster than a congressional intern near a subpoena. Trump reportedly reassured him and tossed out phrases like “good boy” and “smartest patriot on the team.” Witnesses say Kirk wagged metaphorically.
Audience Confused, Podcast Defanged
“We’ve said enough. Ball’s in their court,” Kirk muttered during Monday’s episode, before pivoting to question whether Zelensky has a Bluetooth setting. At the TPUSA summit just hours earlier, he had demanded answers. Attendees looked whiplashed. One freshman delegate sighed, “Yesterday it was ‘release the list,’ now it’s ‘trust the process’? This feels like gaslighting wrapped in a flag.”
Despite rising calls from MAGA circles to keep pressing on Epstein’s ties, Kirk and other influencers are now reportedly under a polite but firm Trump-issued gag order. For now, the new rule is clear: Sit. Stay. Don’t mention the billionaire pedophile.
Quote of the moment
Every time they bring up Epstein, I get a call from Trump asking if I want to host Bingo Night at Mar-a-Lago
Charlie Kirk, Obedient Patriot Podcaster
