Key Takeaways
- The new dating app, “RightMatch,” connects users based on shared beliefs in conspiracy theories.
- Users can select from a variety of “belief badges” like QAnon, flat Earth, or vaccine microchips.
- Critics argue the app deepens political divides, while supporters say it fosters like-minded connections.
A new dating app aimed at conservative singles is taking the matchmaking world by storm—by uniting users through their favorite conspiracy theories. Dubbed RightMatch, the app promises to connect users based on shared “non-mainstream beliefs,” ensuring that sparks fly between two people who both agree the moon landing was faked.
“Our slogan is simple: Find your truth… and your soulmate,” said RightMatch founder Chad Redpill during the app’s launch event. “We know dating is hard these days, especially when your partner doesn’t believe in the same shadow government you do.”
How It Works
The app allows users to create a profile by choosing from a variety of “belief badges,” which highlight their favorite conspiracy theories. Options include:
- QAnon Enthusiast: For those who believe the world is run by a secret cabal.
- Flat Earther: Ideal for singles who don’t believe in gravity (and hate long walks around the globe).
- Anti-Vaxxer: A badge for users who think microchips aren’t just in computers.
Once users select their badges, the app’s algorithm pairs them with others who share their most deeply held alternative beliefs. “It’s like eHarmony, but with fewer facts,” Redpill quipped.
Reactions From the Community
Supporters have embraced the app, calling it a much-needed tool for conservatives in the dating market. “I was tired of dating people who didn’t even know what chemtrails were,” said one enthusiastic user. “Now I’ve found someone who not only knows but also has a theory about how they control the weather.”
Critics, however, are less thrilled. Some argue that the app only deepens political and social divides. “This is just another echo chamber,” said Dr. Karen Sanity, a sociologist. “When you match people solely based on shared conspiracies, you’re not fostering meaningful connections—you’re reinforcing misinformation.”
Features and Future Plans
The app also includes features like:
- “Debate Date” Mode: Where users can argue their theories over video chat.
- “Shadow Government Alerts”: Notifications about potential secret activities—real or imagined.
- Merch Integration: Users can gift MAGA hats or conspiracy-themed bumper stickers directly through the app.
Redpill hinted at future updates, including a “Pizzagate Partner” option for singles looking for a match who shares their taste in questionable theories. “We’re just getting started,” he said. “The truth is out there, and so is your soulmate.”
The Big Picture
Whether you see RightMatch as a clever tool for connection or another symptom of a divided society, its rise reflects the growing intersection of technology, dating, and politics. For better or worse, the app ensures that lovebirds can find each other—even if they think the birds aren’t real.
