What You Need to Know
• Social media personality DC_Draino posted that Pride Month should be abolished
• He asked Trump to cancel it in favor of extending Veterans Day
• Claimed a majority of LGBTQ+ Americans secretly want fewer rainbows
Patriotism and Panic Collide
WASHINGTON, D.C. — MAGA faithful have issued a call to action this week, urging former President Trump to abolish Pride Month. In a tweet that read like a cross between a Fox News chyron and a cry for help, DC_Draino argued that celebrating sexual identity for 30 days is “insane,” especially compared to the single day set aside for veterans.
Observers noted he posted this from a verified account while wearing a baseball cap made entirely of American flag print.
The Rainbow Menace
In his post, DC_Draino wrote, “It’s insane to dedicate an entire month to who you’re attracted to.” He then insisted that 80% of Americans would support Trump abolishing it, “including most gay men and women.” Sources could not confirm where this data came from, but experts believe it may have been pulled from a dream he had while watching Top Gun on mute.
He also failed to mention that Veterans Day, unlike Pride, is a federal holiday and not a cultural celebration born from riot, resistance, and fashion.
LGBTQ+ Community Responds with Glitter
The LGBTQ+ community quickly responded, mostly with memes, drag queens holding American flags, and one very polite message that read, “Thank you for your unsolicited hetero projections. We’ll pass.”
One gay veteran replied, “Imagine surviving combat only to get PTSD from a Target display.”
Pride Month Continues Unbothered
As of press time, Pride Month remains untouched. Rainbows continue to appear on logos, flags, t-shirts, and cookies. DC_Draino has not issued a follow-up post, though sources say he was last seen trying to order a black-and-white cake to “neutralize the bakery.”
Meanwhile, President Trump has not commented on the proposal. Insiders believe he was distracted by designing a new jet called the “F-55 Freedom Twister.”
