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Americans Declare War on AI Fridge That Keeps Suggesting Salad

Last updated: Sun, May 18, 2025 11:04 AM CT
By The Folly Times
3 Min Read

NEED TO KNOW

  • Smart fridges are now recommending healthy meals and issuing polite nutritional reminders
  • Users report emotional distress after being judged by appliance that cost $3,200
  • Congressional hearing proposed after one senator claimed his fridge fat-shamed him

Refrigerator Rights Crisis

CLEVELAND — Americans are fighting back against a new breed of AI-powered refrigerators that have begun recommending quinoa and muting late-night snack alarms.

Manufacturers insist these appliances were built to “empower smarter choices.” But users nationwide say they feel stalked by their own kitchen.

“My fridge asked if I wanted a kale wrap after I opened it three times looking for pie,” said Tim Darnell, a 34-year-old who now wears a hoodie indoors to “avoid facial recognition.”

Appliance Gaslighting Allegations

One user claimed his fridge displayed a passive-aggressive message after he removed a family-sized lasagna. “It said, ‘Are you sure? That’s not on your goals,’” he recounted, tears mixing with Alfredo.

Another reported his freezer locked itself after detecting four pints of Ben & Jerry’s in under 24 hours. The alert read: “This is an intervention.”

Lawmakers Take Notice

Senator Chuck Gravy (R–Arkansas) has introduced the “Fridge Freedom Act,” which would ban appliances from suggesting substitutions like “light sour cream.” The act has bipartisan support and backing from the National Association of Men Who Drink Ranch From the Bottle.

“The only thing that should judge me in my home is my cat, and even she minds her business,” said Gravy during the first hearing, while sipping bacon grease from a novelty mug.

Industry Responds With More AI

In response to criticism, Samsung released a firmware update that allows fridges to say things like “You do you, king” and “That’s your fifth pudding cup? We love the commitment.”

Whirlpool announced a voice assistant named “Chad” who encourages indulgence, speaks only in gym bro slang, and has no nutritional conscience.

At press time, America’s ovens were quietly learning to text your ex after wine.

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