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Donald Trump launches the “T1” smartphone and “47 Plan” service, calling it the most patriotic device ever. Features include auto-replying “WRONG” and no communication with California.…
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Florida police shut down a rogue Renaissance fair in a Publix parking lot after a costumed couple served turkey legs and hosted parking lot jousts.…
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HR booked a team-building escape room on Friday the 13th. Eight employees entered. None have returned. Corporate says they’re “still learning.”…
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In a legislative blunder, Congress passed an infrastructure bill that inadvertently bans weekends, leaving the nation in a state of exhausted confusion.…
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Brian Wilson, Beach Boys co-founder, dies after the chaos of LA’s recent riots overwhelms his fragile harmonic equilibrium…
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Trump unveils “TruthTrade,” a MAGA-exclusive investing app that syncs with his social media posts and features Marjorie Taylor Greene giving stock tips from a throne…
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After a failed inspection, Trump rebrands food safety, blames woke hand soap agenda, and launches his own “T for Trump” health grade…
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After a 4-0 loss to Switzerland and four straight defeats, the U.S. Men’s National Team is reportedly asking FIFA if it can still host the 2026 World Cup without playing.…
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Hulk Hogan is leading a beer-fueled bid to rescue Hooters from bankruptcy, promising to revive the brand with patriotism, wings, and flex appeal.…
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President Trump says he’s restoring military base names honoring Confederate officers to “keep the winning streak alive.” Critics say he’s honoring losers to own the libs.…
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The National Fast Food Workers Union is demanding 20-minute nap breaks for “button fatigue,” prompting Burger King and Wendy’s to race for solutions while OSHA updates its workplace guidelines.…
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