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Trump Tells Cruz and Tucker to Stop Fighting Because It’s Taking Attention Away from His Flagpole
Donald Trump intervened in the Cruz-Carlson feud this week, upset that their argument outshined his latest flag-raising ceremony. “All attention should be pointed north—toward my pole,” he declared.…
Click to Keep ReadingDonald Trump adds a new giant flagpole at the White House, claiming that only large flags qualify as real patriotism—and that smaller ones should apologies.…
Click to Keep ReadingMarkets Spooked as Trump Threatens to Replace Powell With Guy in MAGA Hard Hat Who Once Sold Him a Patio
Donald Trump criticized his own Fed pick Jerome Powell for not cutting interest rates, then suggested replacing him with a “real American” in a MAGA hard hat who once laid concrete at Mar-a-Lago.…
Click to Keep ReadingAfter being shoved mid-game, Caitlin Clark chose to discuss her team’s playoff win instead of the drama. Media outlets are now scrambling to understand what “sports” is again.…
Click to Keep ReadingTucker Carlson roasted Sen. Ted Cruz for not knowing Iran’s population or demographics during an interview. Cruz called the questions “cute,” which is senator-speak for “please stop making me look this dumb.”…
Click to Keep ReadingA massive medical study links marijuana use to increased heart attack and stroke risk, but critics say the researchers may just be very, very paranoid. Again.…
Click to Keep ReadingAmerican Patriot Dad Disowns 5-Year-Old After They Didn’t Hate Snow White Live-Action Remake
A Kansas man cut ties with his 5-year-old child after the youngster liked Disney’s live-action Snow White remake. The dad blamed wokeism, sparkles, and plot diversity.…
Click to Keep ReadingKristi Noem Hospitalized After Allergic Reaction to Tactical Cosplay Used in Homeland Security Photo Ops
Kristi Noem was rushed to the hospital after suffering an allergic reaction to her tactical costume. Doctors say the symptoms were brought on by overexposure to synthetic patriotism and performance polyester.…
Click to Keep ReadingRussia’s Putin told Israel to use diplomacy with Iran instead of missiles — just like how he diplomatically negotiated with Ukraine using tanks and denial.…
Click to Keep ReadingMike Lindell was hit with a $2.3M defamation verdict. He claims the jury’s decision was rigged — possibly counted by the same machines he’s been yelling about since 2020.…
Click to Keep ReadingTucker Carlson calls Fox News a propaganda outlet targeting the elderly — but insists he learned that from Putin on a shirtless horse ride, not years behind their prime-time desk.…
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