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After previously saying Iran wasn’t building nuclear weapons, Tulsi Gabbard now says they could be just weeks away. What changed? Apparently Trump’s opinion, and maybe the moon cycle.…
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After billions of login credentials leaked online, the U.S. government unveiled its most advanced security strategy to date: telling Americans to just add a “4” to the end of their already bad passwords.…
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The Melania MEME Coin terms and conditions are a masterpiece of patriotic legalese that warns users the coin does nothing, fixes nothing, and might crash their browser — but God bless America anyway.…
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A Brooklyn minimalist has officially downsized his life to nothing but a yoga mat, oat milk, and relentless inner dread. Friends say he’s “aesthetic but hard to dine with.”…
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Rep. Nancy Mace suspects Rep. Sara Jacobs of using supernatural means to maintain flawless cheekbones. A formal contour audit may follow.…
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Indiana’s new textbooks remove complex historical facts in favor of inspirational slogans and full-page eagles and American Flags.…
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President Trump says Americans need fewer holidays as he golfs four days a week and blames bunker sand for national decline.…
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President Trump signals possible military action but delays final decision until after a few rallies, some tacos, and a weekend of golf diplomacy with Kid Rock.…
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The Buss family sold the Lakers not for money, but for peace — specifically from Netflix producers trying to script their next emotional arc.…
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MAGA influencers claim Juneteenth is “grooming” the American calendar and confusing patriotic priorities. Some propose moving it to February or replacing it with 1776 Day featuring barbecue and revisionist history.…
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Whether you’re scared of fireworks, family, or just the existential fragility of democracy, here’s what you need to barely survive Independence Day — with your dignity singed, but still intact. What Makes This List Different? We’re not here to celebrate, we’re here to cope. These items weren’t…
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Our liberty depends on the freedom of the press, and that cannot be limited without being lost.
Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper the media. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle.
-Thomas Jefferson