Chicago, IL – Residents of Chicago will soon be able to call dibs on their preferred viewing spots for the upcoming NASCAR race that will be held in the city in early July. According to city officials, residents will be able to stake their claim…
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After a successful test run with NPR and PBS with their Government-funded Media label, tech billionaire Elon Musk announced today that he will be launching a new subscription service for Twitter called “Twitter Red”. This new platform promises to offer exclusive features and benefits to…
Northwest Georgia – Marjorie Taylor Greene, the Congresswoman from Georgia, was spotted touring a new community with anti-space laser protection as a service provided by their Homeowners Association (HOA). The community, located in a rural area of Northwest Georgia, has become the latest obsession of…
New York City – Former President Trump, who is facing a 34-count indictment for alleged hush money payments during the 2016 election, has compared himself to the Beatles, claiming that his recent appearance at a Manhattan courthouse had fans crying all over the place. Trump…
It has been uncovered that Senator Lindsey Graham is working on a commission for former President Donald Trump, and is set to make 5% of all donations that he brings in for the embattled former president. Graham, who has been a staunch supporter of Trump…
In the wake of a federal judge ordering the return of banned books to a Texas public library, conservative Christian communities are now calling for the removal of another cultural artifact from televesion and streaming services: the popular 1980s movie Footloose. According to religious leaders,…
Chicago, IL – The Democratic National Committee announced today that Chicago will be the host city for the 2024 Democratic National Convention. The decision has left many scratching their heads, as Chicago has a reputation for being a notoriously corrupt and crime-ridden city. “We’re thrilled…
Legendary Mad magazine cartoonist Al Jaffee, who passed away at the age of 102, will be honored with a unique tombstone that reflects his iconic sense of humor. According to sources close to the family, Jaffee’s final request was to have his tombstone in the…
Sales of Bud Light have skyrocketed in recent weeks, reaching an all-time high excluding for the Fourth of July holiday. And what’s driving this sudden surge in beer consumption, you might ask? Gun-loving conservatives who are buying up all the cases and cans of Bud…
Los Angeles, California – The FBI has arrested Keanu Reeves, the actor who played Neo in “The Matrix” movie franchise, for allegedly taking the red pill. According to the FBI’s glossary of key terms associated with violent extremism, taking the red pill is an indication…
Conservative talk show host Ben Shapiro has come out publically with his philosophy that is sure to turn some heads. “You have to keep artifacts and other items on things you hate,” Shapiro declared on his radio show. “That’s why I have all the books…
Leaked Audio: Pope Francis Tells Inappropriate Joke at Jimmy John’s, Involving a Nickel and a Pickle
A leaked audio clip from 2015 has surfaced that reveals a disturbing interaction between Pope Francis, a customer at Jimmy John’s when he visited the United States, and one of the employees. The clip allegedly features Pope Francis making an inappropriate request involving a whole pickle…
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